A Cannabis Christmas

We’re Dreaming of a Cannabis Christmas…

Just like the ones we used to smoke
Where white trichomes glisten and canna-farmers listen
To hear the big coughs of good tokes.

We’re dreaming of a Cannabis Christmas
With every KushKards that we write
May your days be Mary-Jane’d and bright
And may all your Christmases be green & white.

We’re dreaming of a Cannabis Christmas
Just like the ones we used to know
Where the buds are sticky and cannasieurs are picky
And tall the cannabis trees do grow.

We’re dreaming of a Cannabis Christmas
With every edible we bite
May your days be super baked and bright
And may all your Christmases be green & white

as sung by Bong Crosby 


We here at The New Smoker wish you a very Merry Christmas and hope you’re lucky enough to find some of these delightful brands in your Christmas stocking, or under your tree this year. If not, maybe use that Christmas card cash from grandma to grab one of these ganja goodies:

  1. HUF – Black & White Cannabis Socks 
  2. HONEST Blunt 
  3. MONDO Powder 
  4. Ferro Porcelain Bong
  5. Cannabis Flower Cookie Cutters
  6. GRAV Streamroller 

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