Natural Smoke Wraps

The Vapes of Wrath.

A terrible wind blew across the plains and Old Man Gunderson’s crops were reduced to a heaping hodgepodge of agricultural detritus. Corn mazes cut a swath, annihilated asparagus and pulverized pumpkins. “What to do??!!,” shouted Mrs. Gunderson and it was at that moment that little Linus Gunderson stood up, looked at the joint he was smoking, frowned at the artificial rolling paper, looked out to his once abundant field and said, “Let them smoke this. Let us all smoke this.”

The elder Gundersons understood Linus for the first time. They could now use their broken corn husks and use as them as wraps for bud. They can use their veggies and hand make rolling papers from them so you can smoke your favorite strain in the most natural way possible. A dawning of a new day. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes the Gundersons’ crops are reborn and Linus is now allowed to smoke inside the main barn. For he reaped what he sowed and Mellow Fellow’s harvest is gonna’ get you high.

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HEMP + HONEY + SAGE

Bee good to yourself… Two of Vermont’s greatest contributions are delicious honey and an abundant love for weed. The third greatest contribution of course is the annual “Maple Syrup Jubilee” that showcases Vermont’s wide array of maple syrup related theatrical plays, local artists specializing in maple syrup motifs, and the ever popular Maple Syrup Electric […]

Terravida Farms

Weed: The Farmer Charmer… Overheard at the Humboldt Farmer’s market: “My pappy and my grandpappy before me settled the land here in New Jerusalem. Done moved out whole hog during the dust bowl. Found us a plot of land in Humboldt County. Grew fresh tomatoes, asparagus, even had us an apple orchard. Then my pappy […]

Hemp Face Mask

Inhale, exfoliate… repeat. Sally Rollins, like many women, has her own beauty routine before hitting the hay. It goes as follows: Roll a fat joint, smoke aforementioned fat joint, and then liberally apply Opiat’s hemp based purifying and exfoliating face mask. What Sally does next is unusual, but we are in no place to judge […]

Get Centered CBD

Finding your inner compass with CBD… It’s been said that this elixir is like a sextant for the soul. When you live your life on the fringes of society and push the proverbial envelope day in and day out, CBD can be your guiding light. A place you can retreat to for solace after a […]

Prepacked Eighths

The Future is Now… Back in the day*, when we struggled to know a guy who knew a guy who could get weed, and every step of the way was a shoddy risky affair… we wait hours by the phone for our friend to get back from the guy’s house with may or not be worth […]

Coconut Magic

Cannanuts and Cocobiss Oil… Two ingredients, multiple uses, one sensation. This is the magic of coconuts and cannabis. “Coconuts and Cannabis” is also the name of a popular Jimmy Buffet cover band that perform exclusively on cruise boats and occasionally in the receiving terminals of various port-of-calls. Devised by the good people of Raven Grass, […]

Hummingbird

“From the foothills of the Sierra Nevadas to the cosmic pantheon.” Hummingbird Farm medicinals is to cannabis what your nurturing grandmother was to warm apple pie and bone crushing hugs. This is to say an unbridled love and care for the soil and flower itself. Much like Nucleur Man in Superman IV, Hummingbird Farms harnesses […]

Fruit Slabs

An adult fruit rollup that’s not edible undies.

Maybe you haven’t had a fruit rollup in decades because you’re not 8 years old. But somewhere in the back of your mind you’ve had a craving for that flat peeled-off sugar-paper that somewhat suggests various fruit flavors. Well then Fruit Slabs answer your inner child’s desire! It’s your childhood fruit rollup just for adults that makes you feel like a kid again. A really baked kid.

100% Organic & flavorful and full of childhood daydreams.

(Contact Fruit Slabs for pricing and dispensaries.)

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