Golf Stash & One Hit Tee

Puff Puff Putt…

Let’s face it, the only way to really enjoy a good game of the ole 18 hole is to get as high as frickin’ possible. A few puffs of the good stuff and you begin to mind meld with your 9 irons, and 7 woods, and a putter or two to tune into the golf-force and be able to hit the hole every time like the Chevy Chase golf guru in Caddyshack… and equally as high.

But your local country club is a bit stiff when it comes to letting the “good green” on the “big green” of their golf courses, so you have to sneak your stash in.  What better way to pass inspection before you head out on the green, than with a golf-ball stash ball and golf tee one hitter Pitch n Puff combo pack from Puffington’s!

Fits right in with all your golf gear, with no fear of getting busted! And then you can feel peace in the knowledge that when you someday slip this mortal coil you’ll gain full enlightenment… so you’ve got that going for you.

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Canlock

Bad Air out, Good Green in… This container does to air what you wish you could do to your racist uncle around the holidays. It casts it away. It takes air by the scruff of its neck and announces to the rest of the essential building blocks of life that air is no longer wanted or […]

Tree Trunk Stash Box

You Put Your Trees in There… Hockey, Maple Syrup, Down Jackets, Curling, and now Marijuana Stash Boxes. Is there anything Canada can’t do? Surely not when it comes to the subject of Tree Trunk Stash Box. A sleek hardwood box expertly crafted to protect your weedstuffs. In fact, depending on how hardcore Canadian you are, […]

Greenhouse Box

You put your best weed in there… Treat your weedstuffs the way you would like to be treated, with a wooden box so luxurious your favorite strains will demand a chauffeured ride to your bong. GreenHouse Box Co. has constructed several stash boxes engineered to satiate your anal retentiveness and/or desire for sophistication. Place this […]

Cedar & Finch – Cannary Pouch & Lid’l Pipe

The Pot Pipe Pouch Purse

Like the great Australian Kangaroo keeping its precious young in the safety of its pouch, Cedar & Finch’s Cannary Pouch keeps your pipe and herb stash safe and sound.

Combine it with their elegantly engraved Lid’l Pipe with magnetic lid, and keep your full bowl super secure like a… like a… a proud Platypus protecting its young in its pouch from the plethora of water dangers in the Aussie Outback.

(Maybe we should turn off the Australian Discovery Channel when we write these things.)

ASCHE x BLUNTED

Prête à Fumé… You love Asche for their hip canna-couture, and you adore Blunted Objects for their high end portable pot products. But you only have time at the local Parisian internet cafe (they still have those?) to order from one website before your €1 credit expires, and your girlfriend’s birthday is the next day […]

The Hemper Box

To all the Boo Radley’s out there. Your time is now. Shut-ins and reclusive hermits rejoice! You need not sneak away to the head shop under the cloak of darkness anymore. You no longer need to dress like a Mutant Ninja Turtle out on the town for a slice of pizza to purchase your bud […]

Etched On Glass

Jar Wars… Before going into battle against the rebel alliance Stormtrooper TK-420 likes to calm his nerves by rolling a fat space joint. Having quality bud that is well preserved is important to TK-420. That’s why he protects his bud with the same fervor that he protects the Dark Side. He uses Glass Etched Stash […]

SKUNK Bags

Passing The Smell Test… The story of Zareth Hynes is a long and complicated one. He became the world’s foremost pastrami smuggler by the age of 21. At his peak he was responsible for two thirds of all pastrami sandwiches served in the American southwest. In interviews filmed at Lockland Penitentiary Zareth recants his life […]

Stashtray

A study in HIGH design… A combination ashtray and stashbox that can only be called Stashtray. We imagine the only alternative name would be Ashbox, and that sounds way too close to Assbox. Then you are playing in some murky waters. It’s all about marketing and if your product is called Assbox your expectations, as […]

Smoking Wallet

One Smokin’ Hot Wallet… What a total newbie has in their wallet: Wallet is usually some sort of Velcro with a Batman insignia on it. Has a very old condom tucked away next to a picture of his “sweetheart” who broke up with him last year. Has a Dave & Busters card, a MasterCard (that […]

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