Leira Cannagars

420 for the 1%.

Don’t you dare call this a blunt you Philistine. This is the Cohiba of cannabis, a medical marvel and ultimate sign of dank decadence. Each Leira Cannagar is a living, breathing tribute to the all knowing and all seeing marijuana plant. A slow burning status symbol for the stoner elite.

The Leira Cannagar understands that to pay proper homage to the bud is to build it a shrine. A shrine located inside a Four Seasons, surrounded by organic flower and dipped in the eggs of Persian Sturgeons. Now you get but a small idea of what is The Leira Cannagar, unparalleled in both craftmanship and quality. So lay back in your Barcalounger, fire up your Cannarillo or powerful Corona and give yourself a whole new respect for the ritual.

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Pachecos Prerolls

Pacheck these out Pachecos Prerolls come in four strain specific varieties with four different highs. Each have their own name expressing their individual identity. It’s a bit like a cannabis rock band of sorts. You have Keen, a High CBD, Low THC blend, and Keen is like the keyboardist. He is the most level headed […]

ChiefTHC

Inhale to the Chief… Chief THC pre-rolls come in an artfully vibrant pack that is a harbinger for a psychonautic experience to come. Up to 3.5 grams in each pack we welcome you to smoke a cone or two and fall wistfully into the loving arms of mother cannabis, as you are ferried away into […]

Higgs

Miami Nice… Neon-hip 80s undercover sugar cops Pockett & Higgs are meeting with a man named Wango Mango to try buy Coca-Cola’s secret ingredient at a pastel library on the Miami sugar strip. While they begin to make a deal, Dizzy, their connection, and another man, chemist Henri Moon, are sitting watching the librarians stack books. […]

Stone Road

Stoned up the road… “Thank you brother for the load (of Stone Road) But I guess that all my stuff is stowed I guess it’s time for me to go To get stoned up the road, I get stoned on Stoned on up the road If your heart is heavy with indecision And businessmen howl from […]

Nativ

Come on baby, light my preroll… Little did Jim Morrison and Gram Parsons and other vision questers from the 60s and 70s know that their love for pushing the psychedelic boundaries of reality in sleepy Joshua Tree would one day influence the next generation of boundary pushers to escape the traps of city life into […]

Saints

When the saints come puffing in… We’re not exactly sure who these saints are. Nor are we quite sure where there are coming… or going, for that matter. And why so much repetitive catchy singing?? But one thing we do know is they are certain to be happy puffing away on their organic Saints Joints pack of […]

Toast Premium Pre-rolls

The Toasted of the town… “A slice of Toast“ is what those who hobnob amongst the ganja-glitterati say when they desire a top shelf joint. A typical scenario goes something like this: You are sitting out on the veranda at The Prince of Monaco’s birthday party. The energy at this party is electric and the cool […]

Tarantulas

With great power there must also come great highs… Imagine your regular, run of the mill, pre-rolled joint and it has somehow taken on human form and now attends high school in Queens, NY. Let’s say this joint attends a science fair because he’s sort of nerdy and digs that stuff but is unfortunately bit by […]

The Lit Kit

Treat Yo’ Self. There are many things you should re-gift: A DVD box set of “Teen Mom” is a good choice; a bottle of peach schnapps that comes in a bottle shaped like a peach is another; and a collapsible Chicken rotisserie may also qualify for re-gifting. It would take a real monster to receive […]

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