Mary Jane Gang

Momma warned you about this jacket…

Local Police Blotter:

Over the weekend a large gathering of female cannabis lovers donning “Mary Jane” jackets took over a sleepy hamlet in Northern California. They rode in on their Harley Davidsons wearing dark sunglasses and blasting Melissa Etheridge. Their shorts were incredibly short and their black leather boots gave the impression they meant business.

Local matrons shielded their childrens’ eyes as the Mary Jane Gang walked down Main Street. They gathered on the porch of local cannabis legend Loretta Green Thumb as they smoked their joints and kicked their feet up. “Where did you get those cool jackets?” asked one intrepid spirit. That was too much for local authorities who feared a corruptible tide was on the horizon.

There was little the town constable could do as the Mary Jane Gang were within their rights for now. They rode out of town the next day with their heads held high, leaving behind a cloud of odiferous indifference. The townsfolk gathered and watched as a motorized sea of marauding mommas left the town in their wake. They left behind a jacket to remember them by. It lay in the town square with a note that read, “For all [...]

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