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Premium Pre-rolls in Pristine Packaging

Listen future young ones, and we will tell you a tale of a time before now when cannabis came in toxic plastic baggies and pop-tops. Back when you had to roll bumpy broken joints all by yourself. Would you believe there was ever such a time as these way way back in the days of yore? When one would “score” a “lid” of “grass” so full of seeds one would need a “gatefold” “album cover” to help sort through all of the “dirt weed” to get just enough together to roll a few “joints” of who knows what “strain”. It’s hard to believe in these modern marijuana times that cannabis had yet to be crafted with quality, care, & consciousness.

Then came Lowell Farms with its natural, organic, sustainable, holistic, craft cannabis created to give us what we’ve all been looking for all along: great grass in great joints with great packaging… rolled up & ready to go!

Opening a Lowell Farms packet of 10 premium .6g pre-rolls is like opening a door to the past and to the future at the same time. You’re at once brought back to rural America in the early 1900s to the time [...]

Pachecos Prerolls

Pacheck these out Pachecos Prerolls come in four strain specific varieties with four different highs. Each have their own name expressing their individual identity. It’s a bit like a cannabis rock band of sorts. You have Keen, a High CBD, Low THC blend, and Keen is like the keyboardist. He is the most level headed […]

Hot Nife

Feel knice with Hot Nife The year is 2120. The Minister of Time Travel has decreed that all time travelers must investigate the 1980’s this month and bring back a general vibe or story that he can pass off to the Minister of Marijuana whose job it is to create a truly superior vape pen […]

Higgs

Miami Nice… Neon-hip 80s undercover sugar cops Pockett & Higgs are meeting with a man named Wango Mango to try buy Coca-Cola’s secret ingredient at a pastel library on the Miami sugar strip. While they begin to make a deal, Dizzy, their connection, and another man, chemist Henri Moon, are sitting watching the librarians stack books. […]

Stone Road

Stoned up the road… “Thank you brother for the load (of Stone Road) But I guess that all my stuff is stowed I guess it’s time for me to go To get stoned up the road, I get stoned on Stoned on up the road If your heart is heavy with indecision And businessmen howl from […]

Legal Weed

Get your joints out. Class is in session… So you want to start a dispensary but all you’ve got is this 9 x 8 toolshed, a hydroponic setup and a secondhand cash register plundered from the ash heap of a long forgotten Circuit City in the North Valley. You are gonna’ need more than that […]

Dose Pens

NOT a pregnancy test… Let us not mince words. Sleek and elegant as it is, the Hmblt Dose Pen looks a lot like a pregnancy test at first glance. You are therefore urged NOT to pee on this pen because we assure you that it will not be a good indicator of impending childbirth. It is […]

pearl2o

Pearls before swine… As some infamous scraggly haired dude from the deep desert said in sermon sometime ago, “Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces.” – Matthew 7:6 Also in that big book of many […]

Brite-Labs- Liquid Love

Shining “Brite” like a diamond… Hey want to dig through tons of fancy packaging with tons of labels and boxes and bags and crap, only to find a cheap plastic nasty tasting bottom-barrel trim-mix of canna-oil mixed with polygolygooblygoop additive to thin out the good stuff? Neither do we. Thankfully, Brite-Labs vapes are none of […]

Saints

When the saints come puffing in… We’re not exactly sure who these saints are. Nor are we quite sure where there are coming… or going, for that matter. And why so much repetitive catchy singing?? But one thing we do know is they are certain to be happy puffing away on their organic Saints Joints pack of […]

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