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Premium Pre-rolls in Pristine Packaging

Listen future young ones, and we will tell you a tale of a time before now when cannabis came in toxic plastic baggies and pop-tops. Back when you had to roll bumpy broken joints all by yourself. Would you believe there was ever such a time as these way way back in the days of yore? When one would “score” a “lid” of “grass” so full of seeds one would need a “gatefold” “album cover” to help sort through all of the “dirt weed” to get just enough together to roll a few “joints” of who knows what “strain”. It’s hard to believe in these modern marijuana times that cannabis had yet to be crafted with quality, care, & consciousness.

Then came Lowell Farms with its natural, organic, sustainable, holistic, craft cannabis created to give us what we’ve all been looking for all along: great grass in great joints with great packaging… rolled up & ready to go!

Opening a Lowell Farms packet of 10 premium .6g pre-rolls is like opening a door to the past and to the future at the same time. You’re at once brought back to rural America in the early 1900s to the time [...]

LitHouse Farms

Sung to the tune of “Our House”… ”Lit House is a very, very, very fine house With two plants in the yard Life used to be so hard Now everything is easy ‘Cause of legalization.”   We can smoke to that tune…

Gold Seal Farms

Seal Appeal… She walked to the wharf because that’s where she was told to go when visiting San Francisco. She bought a bread bowl filled with Clam Chowder because a tiny travel book suggested she should do so. When she was done with her soup she hopped on a boat to Alcatraz Prison because her […]

Leune Pre-rolls

Sur la Leune… The name Leune, seems to roll off the tongue, engendering a fleeting sense of grace and panache. A pre-roll of the same name dares to elevate the conversation surrounding cannabis. Let’s face it, anyone can cobble together a joint and puff that badboy down as you take your Maltese out for it’s 4’oclock […]

Cypress Cannabis

Sun worshippers… Cypress Cannabis is a California estate grower that embraces sustainability by embracing the sun. We mean that figuratively of course, because no man or woman has the arm length to completely embrace the sun. It’s far too large and far too hot. Your arms and probably your torso, feet, and face would melt […]

Korova Flower

Korova is not a Eastern European Country… Excerpt from the unredacted Mueller Report: “…Upon hearing that the Russian delegation was on it’s way to the White House the reporters were told to leave through the door leading to the Rose Garden where they were being distracted by Stephen Miller making animals balloons. The wait staff […]

Beezle Extracts

Beezle Juice! Beezle Juice! Beezle Juice! While Beezle Sauce sounds like something that will surely transport you to a land of electric waterfalls and pulsating quasars of joy, we cannot help but feel an opportunity was missed here. It seems like the name “Beezle Juice” was there for the taking. One can easily imagine a […]

Dompen

Dominate or be Dominated… Upon very little investigation, the Dompen seems to be a possible vape pen of choice for dominatrix’s, or any array of submissive role playing scenarios. Like, you can pretty much picture a leather clad S&M aficionado welcoming you to her underground lair with a horsewhip in one hand and a Dompen […]

Nug Extracts

There’s Green Gold in Them Thar Hills! Prospectors came near and wide to try their luck at striking it rich! Gold fever had spread throughout northern California and now the rush was on. Those ‘49ers of yesteryear whose fortune lay in the valuable nuggets they discovered bear a striking resemblance to the green rush of […]

Purple City Genetics

Purple People Smoker… Nestled within the city limits of Oakland stands Purple City Genetics. A collective that is serious about quality clones. As one should be. After all, we all saw firsthand what could happen when clones are not closely monitored. Just ask Jedi Master Count Dooku who waged a grueling campaign against the Republic’s […]

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