FORIA Pleasure

Viagra for your Vulva.

Your Valentine’s Day dinner date with the boy you’ve been crushing on for months is almost over. It’s going so well, you’re feeling like it’s only matter of time until you both go back to either your place or his. But, even though you’ve been sipping wine all night, you’re still way too nervous to feel like you will be ready to properly perform with full female enthusiasm. Especially when it comes time to play heavy petting with the man of your dreams.

Then you breathe easier because you remember earlier you’d put Foria in your purse “just in case” and now you know you’re all set! Foria Pleasure is the first topical cannabis pleasure product made just for women. Just a few sprays and your flower will feel fresh, free, and ready for fun!

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The Lit Kit

Treat Yo’ Self. There are many things you should re-gift: A DVD box set of “Teen Mom” is a good choice; a bottle of peach schnapps that comes in a bottle shaped like a peach is another; and a collapsible Chicken rotisserie may also qualify for re-gifting. It would take a real monster to receive […]

Sensual Cannabis Lubricant

Kiskanu meets the Kamasutra… Go ahead and pump as much as you want. Really pump it though. Yeah…. That’s it! Oooooh, that’s really nice…. Oh yes, oh YES! Yahtzee!! We speak of the sensual lubricating oil of course. Pump liberally and apply all over your business district or the main thoroughfare of whoever you are […]

High Maintenance Hand Creme

Make your next high five a true high five. Your hands have done so much for you. Isn’t it time you repay them? Dr. Sebagh’s High Maintenance hand crème is the ultimate decadence in hand revitalization. Containing cannabis sativa seed oil, coffee bean extract and Vitamin E complex this crème is like manna for the […]

Cannabis Relieving Creme

Absorb Your High and Heal. (Gentlemen, just ask your woman about this one. Ladies, carry on…) Things are retaining water, you’re angry, and it feels like some cruel devil is trying to destroy you from the inside out. Your back hurts, your hips hurt, your belly has been ripped some fresh hell. But you say, […]

Organic Shaving Soaps

For those who crave a dope shave. Look good for your date with dankness with Dr. Bronner’s shaving soap. All natural ingredients like the multi-faceted and healing hemp oil and the awesome sounding Shikakai powder. Maybe next time you go to your local dispensary you can use Dr. Bronner’s and come clean shaven to show […]

RELEAF™ BALM

A calm balm… Have little qualm about this releaf balm and it’s capacity to calm. If it’s relief you seek from a stressful week let’s get cheek to cheek so I can show you something unique. It’s a pain relief topical, the THC is nominal, in no way toxical with the quality so methodical. If […]

Cannabis Eau De Parfum

Chanel No. 420 Do you remember the time you had that joint at lunch, right before your two o’clock conference call with Shanghai? How you had to change your shirt and give yourself a cologne bath so that your bosses didn’t smell what you consider to be a beautiful bouquet of dank buds? Free yourself […]

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