FORIA Pleasure

Viagra for your Vulva.

Your Valentine’s Day dinner date with the boy you’ve been crushing on for months is almost over. It’s going so well, you’re feeling like it’s only matter of time until you both go back to either your place or his. But, even though you’ve been sipping wine all night, you’re still way too nervous to feel like you will be ready to properly perform with full female enthusiasm. Especially when it comes time to play heavy petting with the man of your dreams.

Then you breathe easier because you remember earlier you’d put Foria in your purse “just in case” and now you know you’re all set! Foria Pleasure is the first topical cannabis pleasure product made just for women. Just a few sprays and your flower will feel fresh, free, and ready for fun!

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Organic Shaving Soaps

For those who crave a dope shave. Look good for your date with dankness with Dr. Bronner’s shaving soap. All natural ingredients like the multi-faceted and healing hemp oil and the awesome sounding Shikakai powder. Maybe next time you go to your local dispensary you can use Dr. Bronner’s and come clean shaven to show […]

RELEAF™ BALM

A calm balm… Have little qualm about this releaf balm and it’s capacity to calm. If it’s relief you seek from a stressful week let’s get cheek to cheek so I can show you something unique. It’s a pain relief topical, the THC is nominal, in no way toxical with the quality so methodical. If […]

Cannabis Eau De Parfum

Chanel No. 420 Do you remember the time you had that joint at lunch, right before your two o’clock conference call with Shanghai? How you had to change your shirt and give yourself a cologne bath so that your bosses didn’t smell what you consider to be a beautiful bouquet of dank buds? Free yourself […]

Hälsa Topicals by Keoki

Essential oils for essential highs. Hälsa’s essential oil roll-ons will transport you to the Norse Lands, navigating fjords and basking in the glow of the Aurora Borealis. Apply liberally and freely and feel like you’re riding shotgun with Thor Heyerdahl himself as you tap into your cerebral Kon Tiki in search of everlasting bliss. High […]

Hemp Seed Oil

Spread the seed. Let the hemp plant to spread it’s seed on your body, your face, your feet or really anywhere else, and you will be happily rewarded. Hempz has come up with a luxurious line of Hemp Seed Oil based skincare products that use the medicinal qualities of Hemp along with pure herbal extracts […]

Alchemy Oil Lux Body Serum

Luxuriate and Medicate. Elemi, Clary Sage, Cedar, Cistus, Baobab, Kukui and Jojoba are all fine names for Harry Potter characters and Tom Cruise offspring but they are also the names of the essential oils found within Crave’s: Alchemy Oil Lux Body Serum. Chief amongst them is the medicinal potency of CBD oil that elevates this product […]

Roll + Blot

Puff Puff Pat. You don’t like clutter.  You do like items that multitask as well as your assistant Alejandro does. Like when he multitasks fitting his squats workout into filing-outside-your-office-door time. You like that. So you love your Milk Makeup Roll + Blot portable blotting sheets… for a few excitingly efficient reasons. Made from unbleached hemp […]

Hemp Seed Body Lotion

Super Easy Skankin’

Hemp might not be as hip as it’s other cannabis cousins just because it doesn’t get anyone high. But Marley Natural’s Hemp Seed Body Lotin is almost the second next best thing.

Spreading this on your body is like having Bob Marley himself comedown from rasta-heaven and perform all of Kaya in it’s entirety in a secret show just for your skin. Silky, smooth, and singing “Easy Skankin'” til your pores scream with irie excitement. Like St. Bob himself is giving your inner-ears a foot massage. That’s how good Marley Natural’s Hemp Seed Body Lotion is.

Or something kinda like that…

Well maybe not quite like that at all, but it is really good for your skin. And it’s been blessed by St. Bob himself…’s estate.

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