Cloudious9 – Hydrology9

Flashback To The Future

Ever spaced-out looking at that lava lamp in your college dorm room and thought “Man, I wish I could smoke weed outta that…” Well, now you can!

Ever thought “I wish I could vape herb out of my glass bong at that rave without a lighter” You sure can!

Ever wondered “Why am I enjoying slightly kissing this glass mouth piece so much?” No? Just us? K.

Cloudious 9 puts it all together beautifully, dare we say sensually (still just us? K.) with Hydrology9. The electronic glass herbal vape-bong that lights up like an LED Lava Lamp to bring your flashback to the future!

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FOCUS Water Pipe

A Pipe for the Steampunk Sherlock Holmes. In the year 2078 crime plagues the streets of London. Scotland Yard is helpless in the face of marauding street gangs. With the help of modern science they exhume the body of the legendary detective, Sherlock Holmes, and retrofit him with cutting edge technology and Steampunk machinery. Science […]

Hitman Glass

Contract this killer Hitman glass water pipes are named as such because it is the perfect companion piece to bring along on any contract killing. Acquire target, vanquish target, bong rip. In that order. The great thing about Hitman Glass water pipes is that it hits really well too, even if you’re a bricklayer, schoolteacher […]

Customizable Wood Dugout Kit

Match your Monograms

You know the problem: you’ve monogrammed all your dress shirts, your cardigan sweaters, your ascot scarfs, your hand and body towels, even all your silk napkins. But every time you pull out your pipe stash to pack and puff some of that good green stuff, something’s missing. You feel… unfinished. Incomplete. You look down at your wooden dugout and finally you see what you’re missing. You see what isn’t there. Your dugout is monogram-less and you are ever the poorer for it!

Fret no longer! Elevate Accessories makes a luxury wood dugout kit with a glass one-hitter that you can even get monogrammed! (Finally!)

Their tritone-colored dugout includes a stash storage for herbs, and a beautiful glass one-hitter.

If stealthiness is your goal, this Elevate dugout doubles as the best traveling companion as you won’t need to carry your supplies in a separate container. Simply slip this dugout into a pocket, or bag, and you have everything you need for the perfect stealthy spy smoking experience, like you’re the James Bond of bud.

And don’t worry if fancy ain’t your thang, you can monogram all kinds of naughty words and give them as gag gifts instead. Just make sure they’re only 3 letters long… dik.

Maple Orbiter

Ground Control To Majorly High

Ground Control to Marjorly High

Take your pro-pot pills and be that stoney guy
Ground Control to Majorly High (ten puffs, nine puffs, eight puffs, seven puffs, six puffs)
Commencing grinding, grab your Magic Flight (five puffs, four puffs, three puffs)
Check battery ignition and may Jah’s love be with you (two puffs, one puff, liftoff!)

GRAV™ CUP BUBBLER

Not just another 7-11 Slushie. Upon first look, Grav’s Cup Bubbler bong could be mistaken for your run of the mill see-thru 7-11 slushie. On closer inspection, it is in fact a fancy flamed-glass bubbler bong that, much like a slushie, will fit in most cup holders (don’t smoke & drive kids!). But unlike a slushie […]

Twisty Glass Blunt

For the blunt smoking, future loving purist. So you like smoking blunts but you have decided that Dutch Masters are so passé, and what you really need is a golden cylindrical staircase encased inside a five chambered glass tube, simply because it exists. And it looks like something that fell from a flying saucer. Or […]

Aura Water Pipe

Simple Satisfies

Too many pipes & bongs get overly complicated with their designs and start to lose its true purpose, how well it works. And more often than not, simple works best and beautifully. Modernism is based on this precept.

As fashion & style icon Coco Chanel once said, “SIMPLICITY is the keynote to all true elegance”

This speaks to what the Aura aspires to and reaches: the functional beauty of simplicity.

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