Craft Elixirs

Grab your elixir, there’s trouble a brewin’…

The ol’ gunslinger ambled into the cowpoke town just around dusk. The shopkeeps and lawmen eyed this stranger suspiciously. The grizzled man looked like trouble. Tumbleweeds blew by in his wake and the brothel ladies boarded there windows out of fear. The Stranger pushed his way into Patty’s Saloon and took a seat at the bar. The barkeep nervously wiped down the counter and asked, “What’ll it be?”

What The Stranger desired was a strong cup a Joe. The keep yelled towards the back room and soon coffee abound. The Stranger was pleased and pulled a curious bottle from his inside coat pocket. It was a Craft Elixir and he poured it in his libation with reckless aband.

The Sheriff had walked in at this point and asked The Stranger his purpose. “Just heard y’all had good drink” was his reply and continued to pour his Seattle Simple into his bottomless mug. The Sheriff found his behavior to be peculiar and insisted he’d try some of that bizarre potion. The Stranger reached into his other pocket and everyone tensed up. The Stranger smirked and pulled out another handy [...]

Citrus ACAI Lift

A quick lift and a giant shift By Lenny’s own account he was nothing before Dixie Elixir. He could only recall glimpses of a mundane existence spent on the hamster wheel of humanity. Just another cog in the giant machinery of life. His friend (a true friend indeed) had witnessed the embers of a long […]

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