FORIA Pleasure

Viagra for your Vulva.

Your Valentine’s Day dinner date with the boy you’ve been crushing on for months is almost over. It’s going so well, you’re feeling like it’s only matter of time until you both go back to either your place or his. But, even though you’ve been sipping wine all night, you’re still way too nervous to feel like you will be ready to properly perform with full female enthusiasm. Especially when it comes time to play heavy petting with the man of your dreams.

Then you breathe easier because you remember earlier you’d put Foria in your purse “just in case” and now you know you’re all set! Foria Pleasure is the first topical cannabis pleasure product made just for women. Just a few sprays and your flower will feel fresh, free, and ready for fun!

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Mother’s Day

Mother knows best… The first sound we hear is our mother’s voice. The first touch we know is our mother’s skin. The first look we feel is our mother’s love. The least we can do is send Mom some love back on Mother’s Day. These days more and more moms are putting down the bottle and […]

Cannabis Eau De Parfum

Chanel No. 420 Do you remember the time you had that joint at lunch, right before your two o’clock conference call with Shanghai? How you had to change your shirt and give yourself a cologne bath so that your bosses didn’t smell what you consider to be a beautiful bouquet of dank buds? Free yourself […]

Hemp Seed Oil

Spread the seed. Let the hemp plant to spread it’s seed on your body, your face, your feet or really anywhere else, and you will be happily rewarded. Hempz has come up with a luxurious line of Hemp Seed Oil based skincare products that use the medicinal qualities of Hemp along with pure herbal extracts […]

Alchemy Oil Lux Body Serum

Luxuriate and Medicate. Elemi, Clary Sage, Cedar, Cistus, Baobab, Kukui and Jojoba are all fine names for Harry Potter characters and Tom Cruise offspring but they are also the names of the essential oils found within Crave’s: Alchemy Oil Lux Body Serum. Chief amongst them is the medicinal potency of CBD oil that elevates this product […]

Roll + Blot

Puff Puff Pat. You don’t like clutter.  You do like items that multitask as well as your assistant Alejandro does. Like when he multitasks fitting his squats workout into filing-outside-your-office-door time. You like that. So you love your Milk Makeup Roll + Blot portable blotting sheets… for a few excitingly efficient reasons. Made from unbleached hemp […]

Little Barn Apothecary’s Beard Oil

Get Your Beard Buzzed!

Manliness is so back in fashion it’s almost out. Rugged-chic is in so in style even the dads are doing it. There are more hip beards and mustaches on the fresh faces of 20 and 30 year olds than there’s been since the movie Moulin Rouge, or 70s porn. And what better way to care for all that fierce facial hair than a vetiver + juniper infused beard oil? Make your beard feel as happy and high as you do!

Hemp Seed Body Lotion

Super Easy Skankin’

Hemp might not be as hip as it’s other cannabis cousins just because it doesn’t get anyone high. But Marley Natural’s Hemp Seed Body Lotin is almost the second next best thing.

Spreading this on your body is like having Bob Marley himself comedown from rasta-heaven and perform all of Kaya in it’s entirety in a secret show just for your skin. Silky, smooth, and singing “Easy Skankin'” til your pores scream with irie excitement. Like St. Bob himself is giving your inner-ears a foot massage. That’s how good Marley Natural’s Hemp Seed Body Lotion is.

Or something kinda like that…

Well maybe not quite like that at all, but it is really good for your skin. And it’s been blessed by St. Bob himself…’s estate.

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