Chill Chocolates

Chillin’ on Chill…

There’s too cool for school, and then there’s ice cold that breaks the mold. There’s chillin’, and then there’s Chill chocolates that get you higher than the highest high. Break yourself off a piece of this cool cat bar, and let your daze slip into nights as you day-dream of dope clouds and greener pastures riding emotional waves of euphoria like a soul surfer barreling through the big one on the best beach in your mind.

Chill cannabis chocolates give new meaning to the word chillaxed. Calgon might take you away, but Chill will get you right there. Super baked as Superfly.

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