Betty’s Eddie’s Bedtime Stories…
The following tongue twister is based on actual events, but not actual ingredients. It is to be read aloud after you’ve had a couple of Betty’s Eddie’s delicious vegan cannabis candy fruit chews. Especially adventurous after the enticing edibles have fully kicked in…
Betty’s Eddie’s bought some bud butter
But she said the bud butter’s bitter,
“If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter,
But a bit of vegan bud butter
Will make my batter better.”
So she bought some better bud butter
Better than the bitter bud butter,
And she put it in her batter
And her batter was not bitter,
So ’twas better Betty’s Eddie’s
Bought a bit of better bud butter.
You almost had it! Try again…
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