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Bringing Class To Grass: What is a New Smoker?

Now, every New Smoker has a different way of enjoying their favorite flower, whether by bong, by joint, by spliff, by vaporizer, by tincture, or edible. But every New Smoker has one thing in common, an appreciation for the finer side of cannabis culture.

A New Smoker savors cannabis in ALL its attributes, appreciates its finer qualities, explores the enriched world it opens up around us… every time we choose to partake. 

 These days it has become no longer taboo for a person to enjoy a toke or two to relax after work instead of a glass of scotched or wine. Or enjoyed just before a big hike or work out. Or to hear of someone’s aging grandmother, or sick cousin who has had some major life improvements through the use of medical marijuana.

 A New Smoker isn’t someone who smokes weed like a crack fiend in need for a quick fix, or like a drunk shaking through the DT tremors waiting for the 8am bar to open.

A New Smoker is someone who appreciates the deeper aspects of not only the canna-culture, but Culture itself: Art. Literature. Music. Movies. Health. Home. All of it. Just a bit more though the lens of a bloodshot eye.

A New Smoker aspires to change the previously prejudiced cannabis clichés of “hippy”or “slacker” or “thug”.  A New Smoker is that part of the pot population who aren’t any of those things, who want more than childish “bud porn” magazines and wasteoid weed-sites to represent them.

A New Smoker brings class to grass.

So whether it’s your first puff, or your millionth and first, welcome to  The New Smoker: the canna-centric site that curates the coolest in cannabis culture.

What is a New Smoker?

You are a New Smoker.

Muha Meds Vapes

Yah, Baby! You know that sinister sound a naughty neerdowell like Dr Evil makes when he’s about to commit his diabolical plan, as he rubs his hands together with a devious laugh of excitement “Muhaha Muuuhahaha Muuuuhahahaha ha!”… you know that sound? That’s the sound your brain will make when you’re about to inhale the […]

Modül by Stündenglass

The End Of The Quest For Fire… Since prehistoric days of yore, humans have been on a quest to bring fire home to warm their hearths. Whether it be Daryl Hannah and a half dozen cavemen wandering the ancient wilds, battling and evading saber-tooth tigers and Neanderthals, all to keep a couple of coals alive […]

RYOT Travel Bong

Big Mouth Bong… Summer is coming. Time to pack up and go places. Maybe finally drive across the United States. Maybe find a campsite at a lake and fish for your dinners for a week or two. Maybe move to the wilderness to escape the entropic downfall of modern society. Whatever your travel plans, you’re […]

Gelato Grape Gummies

Lip Lickingly Luscious… You know that feeling when you’re falling asleep in class and the world starts to echo around you as your teacher drones on about the statistical probabilities of African Swallows being able to carry coconuts in their talons across the Mediterranean all the way to England… …only to slip sweetly into a […]

Stündenglass Gravity Infuser

Lost in space… Have you seen that movie “Gravity” with Sandra Bullock? Have you seen it high?? Have you seen it high in 3D??? Then you might get an inkling of what it’s like to smoke your favorite herb through one of Stündenglass’s Gravity Infuser brilliant and beautiful gravity bongs. It even looks like a […]

DAVINCI Miqro-C

Miqro but not small… The year is 1499. The new half-millennium is about to begin. Leonardo Da Vinci is just finishing his Milanese Period and feels the need for a change. War abounds in segmented Italy, and Leo is finding it hard to make a living painting portraits of women with half smiles. He thinks […]

G-Pen Hyer Vaporizer

E-nailed it… Have you ever thought to yourself, “I don’t much care for the straightforward simplicity of a bong. And e-nails are just too tech-free. If only there was a way I could complicate things and add a bunch of stylishly bulky magnetic computer components to my glass water pipe to perfectly vape all this extra […]

Elevate Jane Jade Ashtray

High Style… If Breakfast at Tiffany’s was made today, Holly Golightly would be smoking elegant joints through an Elevate Jane jade joint holder and ashing into its beautifully hefty matching jade ashtray, as she sings Moon River to the bustling New York streets below. The wafting weed smoke swimming up through the neighboring apartments would […]

Weedgets Maze-X Pipe

A-maze-ing… In Ancient Greece, mazes were made to keep Minotaurs from killing your royal family because you failed in your tribute to Poseidon and your god-enchanted wife got hot n heavy with a bull, thereby birthing the half-bull, half-man beast to haunt your nightmares and the mazes in your mind and trap your shame. And […]

The Bzz Box TNS Stash Box

What The Bzz Is All About… Bees work so hard flying from here to there pollinating plants and flowers, bringing back nectar to the hive to convert to yummy honey, to be harvested by humans, and put in small bear shaped bottles for us to enjoy as sweet treats when we get super high and […]

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