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Bringing Class To Grass: What is a New Smoker?

Now, every New Smoker has a different way of enjoying their favorite flower, whether by bong, by joint, by spliff, by vaporizer, by tincture, or edible. But every New Smoker has one thing in common, an appreciation for the finer side of cannabis culture.

A New Smoker savors cannabis in ALL it’s attributes, appreciates it’s finer qualities, explores the enriched world it opens up around us… every time we choose to partake. 

 These days it’s become no longer taboo for a person to enjoy a toke or two to relax after work instead of a glass of scotched or wine. Or enjoyed just before a big hike or work out. Or to hear of someone’s aging grandmother, or sick cousin who has had some major life improvements through the use of medical marijuana.

 A New Smoker isn’t someone who smokes weed like a crack fiend in need for a quick fix, or like a drunk shaking through the DT tremors waiting for the 8am bar to open.

A New Smoker is someone who appreciates the deeper aspects of not only the canna-culture, but Culture itself: Art. Literature. Music. Movies. Health. Home. All of it. Just a bit more though the lens of a bloodshot eye.

A New Smoker aspires to change the previously prejudiced cannabis clichés of “hippy”or “slacker” or “thug”.  A New Smoker is that part of the pot population who aren’t any of those things, who want more than childish “bud porn” magazines and wastoid weed-sites to represent them.

A New Smoker brings class to grass.

So whether it’s your first puff, or your millionth and first, welcome to  The New Smoker: the canna-centric site that curates the coolest in cannabis culture.

What is a New Smoker?

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Pearls before swine… As some infamous scraggly haired dude from the deep desert said in sermon sometime ago, “Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces.” – Matthew 7:6 Also in that big book of many […]

Poppins Stash Bag

A bagful of bud helps the medicine go down… If a mysterious magical nanny came down to earth on a rain dusted umbrella, full of smiles, secrets, and charm, then tricked you and your siblings to sing catchy tunes while you all learned child labor can be fun, we’re pretty sure you’d all have to […]

Crafty

The Walking Baked… It’s been 7 years since the world fell. It might be hard for some, but as someone who had the best hoophouse cannabis farm in Upper Mendo 3 years running, you’ve still got the skills to trade. A green thumb for the good green. Having something special to barter goes a long way […]

Boost: Black Edition

The Power of the Dub… Take your cannabis wax and/or oil to new heights with the world’s first portable, battery powered dab rig. The Boost: Black Edition is a surefire way to transport you deep into the multiverse without the need for a torch or some intricate scaffolding apparatus that resembles those delicious Doozer Sticks […]

Blunted Objects

Cannabis Chique… Gone are the days of the ostentatious potleaf medallion hanging off a fake gold rope chain. Blunted Objects brings style and craftsmanship to the cannabis community and makes it more than ok to show off your affinity for getting high. Adorn your ears with some Killer Leaf Hoops as you go out for […]

Jetty Sushi

Jiro Dreams of Cannabis… Someone has taken your love of raw fish and your passion for premium weed and combined it in the form of Jetty Sushi. It’s a portable sushi bar that caters to the San Diego area and infuses their rolls with top shelf cannabis oil. Dragon Rolls are so yesterday. These days […]

Prema Flora

Farm to Bowl… Up in the wilds of Northern California, the descendants of the gold rush mountain men of ’49 have seized the spirit of their forefathers and pulled new riches out of the land. Only instead of gold, it’s green goodness they pull from the hills. Prema Flora finds the best of these organic […]

YewYew

Modern art you can smoke out of… How often have you rushed to make it to the MOMA before it closes because you forgot today was free museum day, only to find you left your pipe at home? Sure, the new Max Ernst exhibit looks amazing in the gift shop brochure, but there’s only one […]

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