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Bringing Class To Grass: What is a New Smoker?

Now, every New Smoker has a different way of enjoying their favorite flower, whether by bong, by joint, by spliff, by vaporizer, by tincture, or edible. But every New Smoker has one thing in common, an appreciation for the finer side of cannabis culture.

A New Smoker savors cannabis in ALL it’s attributes, appreciates it’s finer qualities, explores the enriched world it opens up around us… every time we choose to partake. 

 These days it’s become no longer taboo for a person to enjoy a toke or two to relax after work instead of a glass of scotched or wine. Or enjoyed just before a big hike or work out. Or to hear of someone’s aging grandmother, or sick cousin who has had some major life improvements through the use of medical marijuana.

 A New Smoker isn’t someone who smokes weed like a crack fiend in need for a quick fix, or like a drunk shaking through the DT tremors waiting for the 8am bar to open.

A New Smoker is someone who appreciates the deeper aspects of not only the canna-culture, but Culture itself: Art. Literature. Music. Movies. Health. Home. All of it. Just a bit more though the lens of a bloodshot eye.

A New Smoker aspires to change the previously prejudiced cannabis clichés of “hippy”or “slacker” or “thug”.  A New Smoker is that part of the pot population who aren’t any of those things, who want more than childish “bud porn” magazines and wastoid weed-sites to represent them.

A New Smoker brings class to grass.

So whether it’s your first puff, or your millionth and first, welcome to  The New Smoker: the canna-centric site that curates the coolest in cannabis culture.

What is a New Smoker?

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Fiddler’s Greens

High notes on the high seas… Legend has it that a life spent sailing the high seas is rewarded in the afterlife, where a fiddle never stops playing, dancers never stop dancing and mirth follows you for eternity. Fiddler’s Greens tincture is here to let you know that you need not wait for sailor’s paradise to […]

The Lit Kit

Treat Yo’ Self. There are many things you should re-gift: A DVD box set of “Teen Mom” is a good choice; a bottle of peach schnapps that comes in a bottle shaped like a peach is another; and a collapsible Chicken rotisserie may also qualify for re-gifting. It would take a real monster to receive […]

Humboldt Apothecary

“Herbal remedies for what ails ya’” Tis’ what the sign read deep into the Humboldt backcountry, where cannabis plants sprouted like giants, and townsfolk seemed to float a good seven inches off the ground. A magical place that all spoke of an apothecarist’s shop nestled into the foothills of the grand Redwoods. The conscience altering […]

WYLD Chocolates

Show your Wyld side. Caribou Theater. A One Act Play. Set in the great Northwest. Open on two caribou…  Caribou #1 (James): Where the hell were you Kenny? It’s hunting season. I was worried sick. Caribou #2 (Kenny): I am so sorry James. It’s just that… I can’t hardly even explain it… James: You better […]

Sublingual Strips

Let’s Slip into something more comfortable These sublinguals are fast acting and stylish. Like a track star wearing Chanel shorts. Just place a slip under the tongue and in the matter of minutes reawaken to a world where daily stresses are mere distractions and every interaction is a moment suspended in time. Each slip resembles […]

Honest Blunts

This blunt don’t front… In a time of great deception and upheaval shouldn’t your blunts at least be true? The Honest Marijuana Company would concur. Their Honest Blunt kicks sand in the eyes of deceptively rolled blunts that wouldn’t pass mustard at even your most poultry of cannabis diversions. We all remember that bong you […]

Auntie Dolores

Edible Dreams… Remember your hip Auntie at family functions extolling extravagant stories of her youthful times as a Band-aid for all the biggest rock bands…? Back when she and her besties would inspire musicians to create their masterpieces in her name and then disappear into the sunset as the tour bus roles on singing “Hold […]

Summit+ Herbal Vape

High Hiking… We step out of the water taxi and onto the small wood boat dock near the old Boyscout Camp at the top of Upper Echo Lake. Our two 50lb backpacks hit the dock with a thud that reverberates in to splashes against the boat as we try to unload ourselves and our gear, […]

Hummingbird

“From the foothills of the Sierra Nevadas to the cosmic pantheon.” Hummingbird Farm medicinals is to cannabis what your nurturing grandmother was to warm apple pie and bone crushing hugs. This is to say an unbridled love and care for the soil and flower itself. Much like Nucleur Man in Superman IV, Hummingbird Farms harnesses […]

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