Breez Mints

Breath blessed & breezily baked.

So maybe micro-dosing LSD like all the other trendy CEOs of Silicon Valley seems a little micro-extreme to you, but we bet micro-munching a couple of Breez canna-mints is waaaaay more manageable.

That way your start-up office walls don’t melt into puddles on your wooden floor, and your assistant’s head doesn’t explode into a thousand honey bees. Instead your breath stays canna-fresh as your body and mind slowly elevate on to the next brilliant high-dea, one magical mint at a time.

(They come in three tolerances: Low, Daily puffer, & Are-you-frickin-mental??-that-much-will-have-you-calling-your-ancestors-by-their-first-names!)

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