Breath blessed & breezily baked.
So maybe micro-dosing LSD like all the other trendy CEOs of Silicon Valley seems a little micro-extreme to you, but we bet micro-munching a couple of Breez canna-mints is waaaaay more manageable.
That way your start-up office walls don’t melt into puddles on your wooden floor, and your assistant’s head doesn’t explode into a thousand honey bees. Instead your breath stays canna-fresh as your body and mind slowly elevate on to the next brilliant high-dea, one magical mint at a time.
(They come in three tolerances: Low, Daily puffer, & Are-you-frickin-mental??-that-much-will-have-you-calling-your-ancestors-by-their-first-names!)[...]