Torii Re-Leaf

A shot of relaxation

Torii Labs has introduced some rather sleek looking UV resistant shot vials that contain a combination of cannabis oil and active wild herbs, designed to give you relief from what ails ya’. If you had a rough week working hard at work worth doing, Torii Re-leaf is the sort of elixir that will set your pain at ease. It is also good for anxiety so instead of fretting about the repo man finding your Maserati parked at your mother’s house just grab a shot of Re-Leaf and let the cards fall where they may.

Have you been trapped inside an All You Can Eat buffet for the last few weeks? Been on a month long bender? Competitive Rocky Mountain Oyster eater? Torii Re-Leaf is also known for it’s detoxifying characteristics so the next time you enjoy a plate of Chicken Vindaloo and wash it down with some Fireball do yourself a favor and reach for Re-Leaf in the morning and get back on track.

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Auntie Dolores

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Alchemy Oil Lux Body Serum

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