Cannadips Cannabis Pouches

“Thank Jah, I’m a country boy…”

Ol’ Hank was a country boy who came from a long line of prideful lumberjack men. Years spent clearin’ brush and swingin’ a pickaxe started to take it’s toll on him though. Ol’ Hank. Or Buzzsaw Hank, as the fellas down at the pool hall liked to call him these days, on the count of him being too worn down to swing a hatchet. The fellas gave him hell for resortin’ to an electric saw to cut wood. Ol’ Hank had reached the end of his tether and questioned the worth of his beard and flannel shirt. Then he remembered hearin’ from a guy he used to corral pigs with that smoking marijuana was a means to fix what’s hurtin’ you.

He knew he didn’t want to smoke on the count of his pappy crossing over due to the black lung. He recoiled at edibles. Called them “elite”. Prided himself on eating only pure honey when it came to sweets. Would fist beehives in the wild to get a fix. Then Ol’ Hank discovered Cannadips. A cannabis dip or “chew” that harkened back to the days of the spittoon and outlaw saloon. It rebel-yelled to Hank [...]

Metolius Hemp Co.

Ooo Ooo That Smell… Nothing smells worse than a typical cigar lit up by a typical rich douche of a dude near your dinner table as you try and finish your expensive steak while on your first date with that cute girl from your college English class you’ve had a crush on all semester. There […]

Moon Mother CBD Beauty Box

Mother May I…? Leave it to your Moon Mother to rejuvenate your skin and heal what ails ya’. Especially since your own mother was so distant and cold and would frequently yell at you for the most benign indiscretions. No wonder you are a ball of nerves. You deserve an inner vacation. What better way […]

Lowell CBD Smokes

Get to know your ABCBD’s… That California mainstay Lowell Farms offers up CBD smokes to compliment an already robust line of high quality organic Flower & Prerolls. Feel free to go about your day without worry or pain. No psychotropic effects means you can enjoy a pre-roll or two, and then meet up with the in-laws for […]

Good Day CBD Cold Brew

Today was a Good Day… A good day is a good strong coffee. A great day is a good Cold Brew coffee. An incredibly great day is a strong Cold Brew that contains the healing properties of CBD. A “Holy Shit!” day is a strong Good Day CBD Cold Brew that is still cold and […]

Green Roads Tincture

All Roads Lead To Green… The many roads one takes to relief are often circuitous and fraught with peril. There is the red road: everyone knows that’s the most fun, but the last stop is Hell and you don’t want to get off there. There is of course the yellow road. As you may have […]

Vertly CBD

Self-Careful… For many self-care involves a good wake and bake and perhaps a nice joint or two throughout the day. Just a little something to get in touch with the universal consciousness. For others, a less invasive method may be a luxurious slather of some CBD and vitamin enriched CBD lotion. Such is the CBD […]

I am Vitality CBD

Viva Vitality… In Greek mythology Artemis was the goddess of wild animals and hunting. In skincare and wellness circles Artemis is your one stop shop for CBD enriched salves, capsules, and vape pens. The perfect anecdote to a day spent communing with animals deep in the forest: 9:00am: Trap and catch rabbit 10:00: Make rabbit stew […]

KURED CBD Vape

Kured CBD Vape… It’s time you made the jump and acquired your own dedicated CBD vape pen. Kured CBD vapes invites you take a step towards CBD culture. Yes, you heard right, CBD, that most prized of phytocannabinoids, has developed itself a culture. It’s epicenter is your local smoke shop that has no doubt wheeled […]

Leune Pre-rolls

Sur la Leune… The name Leune, seems to roll off the tongue, engendering a fleeting sense of grace and panache. A pre-roll of the same name dares to elevate the conversation surrounding cannabis. Let’s face it, anyone can cobble together a joint and puff that badboy down as you take your Maltese out for it’s 4’oclock […]

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