Empire Rolling Papers

One Percenter Papers….

What denotes extravagance more than smoking your weed from rolled up hundred dollar bills? Lobster humidors and Gucci jetpacks is about the only thing that comes to mind. Announce to your peers and subordinates alike that for now on you will be toking from high value banknotes ONLY. Empire’s Ben Franklin $100 themed rolling papers will instantly set you apart from pedestrian joint rollers who unconscionably prefer to sample their buds from non currency related papers.

Greed is good and so is ganja so don’t be ashamed of your lizard skinned boots and Boss Hogg Coupe DeVille. Playing the role of top dog comes naturally to you and a man or woman of your stature deserves the sort of rolling paper that will match nicely with your monogrammed smoking jackets and satin slippers. The high life can be lived several ways. Sometimes one needs to make a big splash and anything less than a hundo simply won’t do.

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Book of Rolling Tips

Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’… raw high! If you are a lost soul and you throw yourself at the Book of Rolling Tips, thinking it will provide you with some great insight on how to turn your gnarled up travesties of a joint into flowering cylinders of pure seamless perfection you will be sorely disappointed. This is […]

Intentional Papers

Send A Secondhand Message… Intentional messages from Intentional Papers. Smoke the words that guide you with Sweet Flag’s hand written rolling papers. “CHILL OUT,” urges one such rolling paper. This is perfect to drive home the point that you are a bloody mess and you need to in fact chill with a joint. Or of […]

Lady Fair Papers

Every Girl is Working For The Weekend… Janice was a bit of a movie geek and there was no movie she loved more than the 1988 hit rom-com “Working Girl” starring a radiant Melanie Griffith and the indominable spirit that is Harrison Ford. Janice estimates she watches “Working Girl” no less than 79 times a […]

Crowns Papers & Filters

Smoking in the Garden of Eden… Ethel was one of those neighborhood busybodies who had no filter. She’d read you the riot act and berate you in front of strangers for the tiniest of infractions. Her vocabulary was 2 parts profanity and 1 part sass. She smoked her joints much like she lived her life; […]

OCB Rolling Papers

Papiers À Rouler, Mademoiselle…? She strolled down the banks of the Willamette River and closed her eyes. She took a deep pull from her joint and pretended she was walking along the Seine, hand in hand with Pierre again. Since she arrived home she can’t quite get that summer abroad out of her head. Memories […]

Curved Papers

Serve the curve… Ned Bunglesdorf suffered from a chronic condition knowns as “butter fingers”. He was diagnosed at a young age. He would drop orange juice cartons all over the breakfast tabl. He would miss every single ball thrown his way. Even tying his shoelaces was an ordeal. His fingers just lacked the proper dexterity […]

Natura Hemp Rolling Papers

Naturally Natura… When Little Jimmy Fontaine finally went all natural everyone thought it was just a phase. It started innocently enough. He started buying organic fruits and vegetables and relied only on Rizla’s Natura responsibly sourced hemp rolling papers to smoke his homegrown bud. Before long, he went vegetarian and then vegan and then raw vegan and then […]

Roll + Blot

Puff Puff Pat. You don’t like clutter.  You do like items that multitask as well as your assistant Alejandro does. Like when he multitasks fitting his squats workout into filing-outside-your-office-door time. You like that. So you love your Milk Makeup Roll + Blot portable blotting sheets… for a few excitingly efficient reasons. Made from unbleached hemp […]

24K Gold Rolling Papers

Puff Puff Bling…

Has your joint rolling game reached it’s maxim potential with traditional rolling papers? Or do your gold teeth caps get offended by basic blunt raps? Or maybe you are looking to separate yourself from the wanna be billionaire Hamptons crowd next summer? Does no one notice you anymore? Time to up your pimp game with some 24k Gold Rolling Papers!

Natural Smoke Wraps

The Vapes of Wrath. A terrible wind blew across the plains and Old Man Gunderson’s crops were reduced to a heaping hodgepodge of agricultural detritus. Corn mazes cut a swath, annihilated asparagus and pulverized pumpkins. “What to do??!!,” shouted Mrs. Gunderson and it was at that moment that little Linus Gunderson stood up, looked at […]

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