Cloudious9 – Hydrology9

Flashback To The Future

Ever spaced-out looking at that lava lamp in your college dorm room and thought “Man, I wish I could smoke weed outta that…” Well, now you can!

Ever thought “I wish I could vape herb out of my glass bong at that rave without a lighter” You sure can!

Ever wondered “Why am I enjoying slightly kissing this glass mouth piece so much?” No? Just us? K.

Cloudious 9 puts it all together beautifully, dare we say sensually (still just us? K.) with Hydrology9. The electronic glass herbal vape-bong that lights up like an LED Lava Lamp to bring your flashback to the future!

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Mother’s Day

Mother knows best… The first sound we hear is our mother’s voice. The first touch we know is our mother’s skin. The first look we feel is our mother’s love. The least we can do is send Mom some love back on Mother’s Day. These days more and more moms are putting down the bottle and […]

Hitman Glass

Contract this killer Hitman glass water pipes are named as such because it is the perfect companion piece to bring along on any contract killing. Acquire target, vanquish target, bong rip. In that order. The great thing about Hitman Glass water pipes is that it hits really well too, even if you’re a bricklayer, schoolteacher […]

Recycled glass Bud Vase

High class glass Did you know? Mother’s Day is May 14th this year. That’s in like a week. (less. less than a week. look at a calendar… we’re not your day-planner). “Oh, crud balls,” you say. “How do I show dearest mother my love in a clever and crafty gift? …For Mother’s Day, which I […]

Chongo Ceramic Bong

“Ce n’est pas une bong”

When is a bong not a bong? When it’s a piece of modern art. The Chongo is the simple and elegant original all-ceramic bong by Summerland.

Sure, the Chongo is not revolutionary in design. The Chongolio is not the next trend in bong design. It’s not especially expensive. What it is is instantly recognizable as a classic beautiful bong, but an updated version – like a classic car with a fresh paint job and body work. With it’s pure white, ceramic design, and the classic shape, the Chongo is a timeless piece for the distinguished smoker.

And if anyone asks what that bong is doing on your shelf you can always say… “Ce n’est pas une bong. C’est d’art!”

Maple Orbiter

Ground Control To Majorly High

Ground Control to Marjorly High

Take your pro-pot pills and be that stoney guy
Ground Control to Majorly High (ten puffs, nine puffs, eight puffs, seven puffs, six puffs)
Commencing grinding, grab your Magic Flight (five puffs, four puffs, three puffs)
Check battery ignition and may Jah’s love be with you (two puffs, one puff, liftoff!)

GRAV™ CUP BUBBLER

Not just another 7-11 Slushie. Upon first look, Grav’s Cup Bubbler bong could be mistaken for your run of the mill see-thru 7-11 slushie. On closer inspection, it is in fact a fancy flamed-glass bubbler bong that, much like a slushie, will fit in most cup holders (don’t smoke & drive kids!). But unlike a slushie […]

Drop Bubbler Bongs

Don’t let the bong drop At first glance, these drop bubbler bongs look like something plundered from the treasure chests of Montezuma… only to emerge hundreds of years later courtesy of Kjell’s Cool Variety Shop. One can imagine a fleet footed Aztec taking Montezuma’s prized bong before the invading Conquistadors made their way into the palace grounds. […]

Aura Water Pipe

Simple Satisfies

Too many pipes & bongs get overly complicated with their designs and start to lose its true purpose, how well it works. And more often than not, simple works best and beautifully. Modernism is based on this precept.

As fashion & style icon Coco Chanel once said, “SIMPLICITY is the keynote to all true elegance”

This speaks to what the Aura aspires to and reaches: the functional beauty of simplicity.

Voong

Doesn’t Vase + Bong = Vong…?

We we’re going to try and come up with something superfluous and ridiculous for the Voong, but this one kinda speaks for itself. What follows quoted is their copy. The whimsically sarcastic tone is ours…

“At first glance, you might not suspect that this two-tone vase pulls double duty. You’ll notice its porcelain exterior with a tactile copper band around the neck and the three openings that hold flowers. But this beautiful object, by Castor Design, subtly disguises another use besides holding flowers – it’s also a bong!” (Insert disbelief face here.)

Ok, we did try a couple of our own but they didn’t quite seem to hit the same mark…

“Did you ever want to smoke out of a vase or put flowers in your bong? No? Good call.”

or…

“Are you the type of person who needs to hide your bong from your mom whenever she visits, so you put flowers in it and pretend it’s a vase? Well now here’s the Voong for you!

or…

“This is a pretty cool looking bong. Why the French would anyone put frickin flowers in it??”

… so we just left it as is.

Contact Castor Design sales for pricing.

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