Beboe A Rose Gold Vape

Let them puff vapes…

In the alternate timeline of AT-420-20-17-C where cannabis, not alcohol, is Earth’s dominant form of respected intoxicant, one might see the Queen of England herself puffing on an elegant Beboe Rose Gold vape-pen, after a hard day of making sure Buckingham Palace was up to snuff for the next Visitors of State. Her Royal Highness would lay back in her royal easy chair with her royal feet on a royal stool, and inhale royally the sweet relaxing Beboe pure cannabis oil vapor and let the pressures of a dwindling empire fade from the forefront of her royal mind.

There is a decadence in disposability. That sense of devil-may-care-but-I-sure-don’t dances giddily across one’s heart. Not every meal must be finished, not every kiss completed. It is what is left unfinished that can often be the most enticing. Sure, there might be some suffering smokers outside the palace who would scrape the pens clean to get any decent high, but like The Queen may say “Castles don’t come from Charity. Let them puff vapes…”

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Blunted Objects

Cannabis Chique… Gone are the days of the ostentatious potleaf medallion hanging off a fake gold rope chain. Blunted Objects brings style and craftsmanship to the cannabis community and makes it more than ok to show off your affinity for getting high. Adorn your ears with some Killer Leaf Hoops as you go out for […]

W Vapes Golden Gram

Go for the Gold. When the Spanish Conquistadors came to the New World, they had two goals given to them by their King: Bring the Christ and the sword to the heathen savages, but more importantly… find El Dorado and get that gold! So they tore through the Caribbean, ripped into what is now Mexico, dug […]

Ceramic Chillum

Time to Chill-um It wasn’t a particularly hard yoga class, but the room was scorching hot and the instructor held some of the poses for so long. Utkatassana for two minutes? Margo turns her M6’s AC to its highest setting. She swears and sighs. She doesn’t really want to meet Kate for brunch. She’s got […]

18k Gold Bar Pipe

Scrooge McDank the Goldsmoker. You know how it goes. Another hard day of corporate raiding. You only doubled your investment and complain about the “chump-change” as you sell off all the valuable assets. After all that, nothing sounds better taking dip and jumping into your personal spanish-bullion coin-pool in your giant gold vault. After jumping […]

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Gold Leaf Slip-on Sneakers

Divine Gold Leaf Sneaks The future illustrious Pontiff of Pot, Pope Cannabis CDXX himself, might slip on a pair of these fine Italian gold leaf leather sneakers designed by Palm Angels sold at Farfetch. Wearing them as he steps out of his bed chambers onto the veranda of the Vatican of Weed in the heart of […]

24K Gold Rolling Papers

Puff Puff Bling…

Has your joint rolling game reached it’s maxim potential with traditional rolling papers? Or do your gold teeth caps get offended by basic blunt raps? Or maybe you are looking to separate yourself from the wanna be billionaire Hamptons crowd next summer? Does no one notice you anymore? Time to up your pimp game with some 24k Gold Rolling Papers!

Orb Stash – Golden Snitch

Fantastic Stashes and Where To Find Them.

Imagine this: You’re watching the Harry Potter series high for the 20th time, only this time, right in the middle of the big Quidditch match you pull out your own Golden Snitch and roll it on the coffee table and say to your friend “Lumos!”. Then when they look at you with awed confusion you crack it open and reveal the big beautiful bud you’d stashed in there earlier like the wizard you are, and pack a big bowl for the whole room to get magical.

Mary Jane Ring

Wear your weed.

For those “high”-class fashionistas who love to wear their heart on their sleeve, or their weed on their fingers, Bing Bang brings you mini stackable Mary Jane Rings… a lil’ cheeky and a lot cute! Whether you just wear one or stack a whole bunch, you can show just how crazy you are for cannabis.

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