Orb Stash – Golden Snitch

Fantastic Stashes and Where To Find Them.

Imagine this: You’re watching the Harry Potter series high for the 20th time, only this time, right in the middle of the big Quidditch match you pull out your own Golden Snitch and roll it on the coffee table and say to your friend “Lumos!”. Then when they look at you with awed confusion you crack it open and reveal the big beautiful bud you’d stashed in there earlier like the wizard you are, and pack a big bowl for the whole room to get magical.

This shining golden treasure box has been precision-machined out of solid aerospace aluminum alloy in California. The interior threading insures that the two halves fit perfectly together, with a gasket for an airtight seal. Place the Orb Stash – Golden Snitch on your shelf and keep with a gasket for an airtight seal. 

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18k Gold Bar Pipe

Scrooge McDank the Goldsmoker. You know how it goes. Another hard day of corporate raiding. You only doubled your investment and complain about the “chump-change” as you sell off all the valuable assets. After all that, nothing sounds better taking dip and jumping into your personal spanish-bullion coin-pool in your giant gold vault. After jumping […]

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Gold Leaf Slip-on Sneakers

Divine Gold Leaf Sneaks The future illustrious Pontiff of Pot, Pope Cannabis CDXX himself, might slip on a pair of these fine Italian gold leaf leather sneakers designed by Palm Angels sold at Farfetch. Wearing them as he steps out of his bed chambers onto the veranda of the Vatican of Weed in the heart of […]

Beboe A Rose Gold Vape

Let them puff vapes… In the alternate timeline of AT-420-20-17-C where cannabis, not alcohol, is Earth’s dominant form of respected intoxicant, one might see the Queen of England herself puffing on an elegant Beboe Rose Gold vape-pen, after a hard day of making sure Buckingham Palace was up to snuff for the next Visitors of […]

24K Gold Rolling Papers

Puff Puff Bling…

Has your joint rolling game reached it’s maxim potential with traditional rolling papers? Or do your gold teeth caps get offended by basic blunt raps? Or maybe you are looking to separate yourself from the wanna be billionaire Hamptons crowd next summer? Does no one notice you anymore? Time to up your pimp game with some 24k Gold Rolling Papers!

Mary Jane Ring

Wear your weed.

For those “high”-class fashionistas who love to wear their heart on their sleeve, or their weed on their fingers, Bing Bang brings you mini stackable Mary Jane Rings… a lil’ cheeky and a lot cute! Whether you just wear one or stack a whole bunch, you can show just how crazy you are for cannabis.

Original Piece Pipe

Are people still down with O.P.P.?

Apparently, the ’90s are back with a vengeance and it’s still cool to be down with Other People’s Pu… (wait, what? Say again… we read that wrong? Not that O.P.P.?? It’s what..? “Original Piece Pipe” …are you sure? Is that a track from Naughty By Nature’s all weed concept album? What? That’s not a thing? What the heck is it then? A brass bullet keychain that stores weed and then smokes that weed…? You sure about that? K. Fine. Take 2…)

22k Gold GeoPipe

A Pipe For The Stoned Ages.

For the hipster caveman looking to impress his classy cave lady with the perfect pipe to puff some prime prehistoric-pot, Stonedware presents the stylish 22k gold-edged GeoPipe.

Whether relaxing in the love-cave, or getting ready to head out to see some indie igneous rock band like “Big Bash & The Boom Booms”… this premium primitive pot pipe is perfect for Paleolithic player.

The Lux Clip Range

Puffing the last puff with poise. The days of the mini jumper cable clips are over. High Society’s Lux Clip range of wearable roach clips will make you want to exclusively smoke one millimeter micro-joints the rest of your green days. Tell your lady her bold new High Society necklace/roach clip really brings out her beautiful bloodshot eyes.

Sigaretta Stick Lighter

A status symbol first, a lighter second. Tsubota Pearl’s Sigaretta stick lighter is a study in elegance and class and only to be used for the most finely rolled joints or elaborately designed pipes. Please use the common convenience store lighter to light your cigarettes or your pharmacy bought candles. The Sigaretta’s sleek Japanese design will […]

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