The MagicalButter Machine

Better butter for a budder tomorrow…

Making your own cannabis butter used to require a chemistry degree, several hours of your free time, fire insurance, a shovel, and a statue of St. Christopher. Times, they have a changed. The Magicalbutter machine churns out quality tincture and THC infused butter in a such a short time that one would be hard pressed not to believe that actual magic was being performed.

This of course would fall under the category of white magic because it is being used for good, like alleviating your pain and stress or enhancing your pancake recipe. Black magic would be more like opening up the Magicalbutter machine and noticing that all of your herb is gone, and in it’s place was one healthy and non-psychoactive radish. That would also be known as a tragedy.

Now that your butter making time has been reduced considerably the only question left is what will you do with all that free time and all of that extra butter? If you answered create more time, and yet more butter, thereby creating an infinite loop within the time/space/butter continuum… you are well on your way to full consciousness.

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Jonathan Adler – Hashish Candle

“You put your weed in there…”

Ever wanted to make your room smell like good herb without having to have the hassle of smoking some weed? Wanna be a hippy or just smell like one? Then this Hashish Candle by Jonathan Adler might be just what you need. Or maybe you want to cover up the bong hit you just had so your dorm RA will get confused trying to bust you again. Or just get as a cute gift for that unsuspecting grandmother who might not read the fine print with bad eyes, and her rest home friends and staff will get a good chuckle as she declares “Isn’t my grandchild so sweet for thinking of me?”

This sinfully scented candle is also a convenient place to put your pot. When the candle burns out, the porcelain vessel makes the perfect stash box. Of course.

Malin & Goetz Cannabis Candle

Want to be a stoner, or just smell like one?

Sometimes you want the sweet smell of cannabis without all the bother of getting high. Malin & Goetz Cannabis Candle strives to do just that soothing, relaxing, and without the smell of burnouts.

Their cannabis scent is a synthesis of the sexy, spicy, peppery notes evocative of the cannabis plant. But sadly, this candle doesn’t actually contain any cannabis. That’s the part you’ll have to provide.

Chikuno Cube

“Air Filter for the discerning Air Purist” We are in no way suggesting your herb may be impure or offensive to the olfactory senses, but your mother-in-law who is visiting from Muncie, Indiana this weekend may not share your affinity for the dankness of your buds. This is where Rikumo’s Chikuno Cube House Air Purifier […]

Voong

Doesn’t Vase + Bong = Vong…?

We we’re going to try and come up with something superfluous and ridiculous for the Voong, but this one kinda speaks for itself. What follows quoted is their copy. The whimsically sarcastic tone is ours…

“At first glance, you might not suspect that this two-tone vase pulls double duty. You’ll notice its porcelain exterior with a tactile copper band around the neck and the three openings that hold flowers. But this beautiful object, by Castor Design, subtly disguises another use besides holding flowers – it’s also a bong!” (Insert disbelief face here.)

Ok, we did try a couple of our own but they didn’t quite seem to hit the same mark…

“Did you ever want to smoke out of a vase or put flowers in your bong? No? Good call.”

or…

“Are you the type of person who needs to hide your bong from your mom whenever she visits, so you put flowers in it and pretend it’s a vase? Well now here’s the Voong for you!

or…

“This is a pretty cool looking bong. Why the French would anyone put frickin flowers in it??”

… so we just left it as is.

Contact Castor Design sales for pricing.

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