Chill, Hustle, Zero

Puffs like sugar… sugar kisses

Remember that super cute edgy girl you simultaneously had a mad crush on and were scared shittless by in high school? She would walk by in class or in the halls, and the young babe-breeze she created as she brushed by you would smell like messy cherry-lipstick, vanilla-smacked gum, with weed & peach schnapps perfume… topped with a little leather & lace, and a whole lot of trouble.

Ah, those whiffs of her alluring aura you wished you could be smothered in. That adorably dangerous air you wanted to breathe in deeply for the rest of your life. The intoxicating smell of sass, sensuality, and total lack giving a shit about what anyone thinks…

This is the essence of every puff of the infamous Suicide Girls new line of 100% Cannabis Oil vapes. Dangerously delicious. Sweet and sassy. Sexy and satisfying. With three different kinds of moods to get into: Chill, Hustle & Zero… there’s a marijuana ménage à trois of fun feelings to be had for everyone. Just a few puffs and you’re right where you want to be… sugar kissed and high AF.

 

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Mary Jane Gang

Momma warned you about this jacket… Local Police Blotter: Over the weekend a large gathering of female cannabis lovers donning “Mary Jane” jackets took over a sleepy hamlet in Northern California. They rode in on their Harley Davidsons wearing dark sunglasses and blasting Melissa Etheridge. Their shorts were incredibly short and their black leather boots […]

The Lit Kit

Treat Yo’ Self. There are many things you should re-gift: A DVD box set of “Teen Mom” is a good choice; a bottle of peach schnapps that comes in a bottle shaped like a peach is another; and a collapsible Chicken rotisserie may also qualify for re-gifting. It would take a real monster to receive […]

Sensual Cannabis Lubricant

Kiskanu meets the Kamasutra… Go ahead and pump as much as you want. Really pump it though. Yeah…. That’s it! Oooooh, that’s really nice…. Oh yes, oh YES! Yahtzee!! We speak of the sensual lubricating oil of course. Pump liberally and apply all over your business district or the main thoroughfare of whoever you are […]

High Maintenance Hand Creme

Make your next high five a true high five. Your hands have done so much for you. Isn’t it time you repay them? Dr. Sebagh’s High Maintenance hand crème is the ultimate decadence in hand revitalization. Containing cannabis sativa seed oil, coffee bean extract and Vitamin E complex this crème is like manna for the […]

Cannabis Kimodigan

Not a super baked dragon in a sweater…

In case people couldn’t tell you were mad about marijuana by the way you puff your pre-rolls by the pool, you can up your geek-chic ganja game by throwing on some cannabis-inspired clothes by Poprageous.

“Keep blazing and stay AMAZING!” says the L.A. based fashion label about their cannabis-inspired clothes. Their pot leaf inspired Kimodigan (either crossbred between a kimono and cardigan, or a komodo dragon made into a sweater, depending how high you are) is perfect for throwing over a swimsuit or draping over you when getting up in the morning. It can be matched with either their Breezy shorts or leggings, or Donald Duck it if you’re at the nude beach and still need a little bit of cover.

Cannabis Relieving Creme

Absorb Your High and Heal. (Gentlemen, just ask your woman about this one. Ladies, carry on…) Things are retaining water, you’re angry, and it feels like some cruel devil is trying to destroy you from the inside out. Your back hurts, your hips hurt, your belly has been ripped some fresh hell. But you say, […]

Sweet Leaf Denim Shirt

Blue Sabbath “Alright now! Won’t you listen? When I first met you, didn’t realize I can’t forget you, for your surprise You introduced me, to my mind And left me wanting, you and your kind, oh yeah I love you, oh you know it My life was empty, forever on a down Until you took me, […]

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Organic Shaving Soaps

For those who crave a dope shave. Look good for your date with dankness with Dr. Bronner’s shaving soap. All natural ingredients like the multi-faceted and healing hemp oil and the awesome sounding Shikakai powder. Maybe next time you go to your local dispensary you can use Dr. Bronner’s and come clean shaven to show […]

Mother’s Day

Mother knows best… The first sound we hear is our mother’s voice. The first touch we know is our mother’s skin. The first look we feel is our mother’s love. The least we can do is send Mom some love back on Mother’s Day. These days more and more moms are putting down the bottle and […]

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