Puff Puff Putt…
Let’s face it, the only way to really enjoy a good game of the ole 18 hole is to get as high as frickin’ possible. A few puffs of the good stuff and you begin to mind meld with your 9 irons, and 7 woods, and a putter or two to tune into the golf-force and be able to hit the hole every time like the Chevy Chase golf guru in Caddyshack… and equally as high.
But your local country club is a bit stiff when it comes to letting the “good green” on the “big green” of their golf courses, so you have to sneak your stash in. What better way to pass inspection before you head out on the green, than with a golf-ball stash ball and golf tee one hitter Pitch n Puff combo pack from Puffington’s!
Fits right in with all your golf gear, with no fear of getting busted! And then you can feel peace in the knowledge that when you someday slip this mortal coil you’ll gain full enlightenment… so you’ve got that going for you.
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