Voong

Doesn’t Vase + Bong = Vong…?

We we’re going to try and come up with something superfluous and ridiculous for the Voong, but this one kinda speaks for itself. What follows quoted is their copy. The whimsically sarcastic tone is ours…

“At first glance, you might not suspect that this two-tone vase pulls double duty. You’ll notice its porcelain exterior with a tactile copper band around the neck and the three openings that hold flowers. But this beautiful object, by Castor Design, subtly disguises another use besides holding flowers – it’s also a bong!” (Insert disbelief face here.)

Ok, we did try a couple of our own but they didn’t quite seem to hit the same mark…

“Did you ever want to smoke out of a vase or put flowers in your bong? No? Good call.”

or…

“Are you the type of person who needs to hide your bong from your mom whenever she visits, so you put flowers in it and pretend it’s a vase? Well now here’s the Voong for you!

or

“This is a pretty cool looking bong. Why the French would anyone put frickin flowers in it??”

… so we just left it as is.

 

Contact Castor Design sales for pricing.

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