Take your love of mangos to maddening levels.
The following is a letter from the archives of the great island explorer and botanist Dr. Alfred P. Merrycoat:
“Day 38. I am in the throes of Mango Madness. I arrived on this tiny island over a month ago in search of the elusive albino wildflower. The locals led me to a jungle clearing to sample some rather curious multi-pointed green plants. Upon smoking several bud samples I had the most euphoric of sensations wash over my person. I fell into a deep slumber and awoke to find all my food had been ferried away by the once helpful local guides.
Since then I have subsisted solely on the mangos that are abundant on this island and the soothing medicine found within these wild cannabis plants. Through a series of field experiments, conducted while searching for food and shelter, I have devised a dried fruit slab combining the refreshing taste of mango and the potent properties of my now beloved weed. I eat these frequently and find that the island itself now communicates with me through a series of Morse like vibrations. The local shaman has diagnosed me with [...]