Menta Mints

Fresh Breath, Fresh Brain…

Jerry was a teenage zombie who was having a rough go of it. As a zombie nobody really wanted to talk to him. It was partially because Jerry was very pushy when it came to demanding brains, but to make matters worse his breath smelled bad. (Bad breath is a side effect of zombie-ism.) Jerry was at his wit’s end until a friend suggested he try Verano Brand Edible Mints.

This friend had been a zombie for way longer and thus new the pitfalls the young undead of today go through. He said that Verano has an array of fruity mint flavors that are sure to pump the breaks on your aggressive mouth fire. What’s more is that the 5mg of cannabis contained within will mellow you out so you want be such a pill to be around. Remember that less is more and you don’t need to tell everyone you meet that you want their brains. Just pop in a green tea matcha mint and enjoy your own damn brain.

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Lowell Mints

Mood Magic in a Mint… Some days are for making magic. Some days are for the magic to make you. Pop a Lowell Herb Co. mint or two in your mouth and turn a mundane Monday into an mood enhanced day of uplifted elegance. Now a day at the home office no longer needs to […]

Breez Mints

Breath blessed & breezily baked. So maybe micro-dosing LSD like all the other trendy CEOs of Silicon Valley seems a little micro-extreme to you, but we bet micro-munching a couple of Breez canna-mints is waaaaay more manageable. That way your start-up office walls don’t melt into puddles on your wooden floor, and your assistant’s head doesn’t explode into a […]

Mr Moxey’s Mints

Freshen your brain breath with mind mints Mr. Moxey is like that eccentric old farmer who sits on the side of the county road surrounded by his pickup truck, his prized chicken and a sign that reads “Herbal Remedies”. The straight-laced town folk pay him no heed but those in the know come far and […]

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