A Higher Standard of Clean

Like a hazmat team for your bong…

You can call on this kit even when your beloved bong or vaporizer has been desecrated to such an extent that most sane people would have long ago thrown it into the trash or buried it out back. This kit will resurrect your favorite piece and like a fiery Phoenix your bong will be born anew. The people at High Standards understand that you have grown partial to your smoking utensils and that some consider their water pipe to be part of the family. Do you throw away the baby with the bath water? Of course you don’t, then why callously toss your circa 1994 bong when you can return it to it’s former glory?

You know how you watch the 11 o’clock news and they describe a gangland massacre involving chainsaws and samurai swords and you just know it’s a bloody mess in there and then you watch a team of space age looking men and women with biohazard suits walking towards the crime scene with industrial mops and now you’re like, “oh boy.” Well, High [...]

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