Pachecos Prerolls

Pacheck these out

Pachecos Prerolls come in four strain specific varieties with four different highs. Each have their own name expressing their individual identity. It’s a bit like a cannabis rock band of sorts. You have Keen, a High CBD, Low THC blend, and Keen is like the keyboardist. He is the most level headed out of the group and enjoys solving jigsaw puzzles on the road. He is a bit of a musical encyclopedia and rarely rocks the boat when it comes to confronting the lead singer.

You also have Mazzy, a mild hybrid with medium THC. Mazzy is like the female drummer who used to date the lead singer but now things are sort of on the rocks and the vibes are getting weird. Mazzy has a pink Mohawk and a septum ring and she counts Patti Smith as her ultimate inspiration.

Then there is Stryder, a strong Sativa with medium THC that acts like the bassist of the band. Stryder is frequently butting heads with the lead singer and rumor has it he’s got a thing for Mazzy. Stryder plays with his shirt off and he hates record execs. The entire recording business is a sham as far as he [...]

A Cannabis Christmas

We’re Dreaming of a Cannabis Christmas… Just like the ones we used to smoke Where white trichomes glisten and canna-farmers listen To hear the big coughs of good tokes. We’re dreaming of a Cannabis Christmas With every KushKards that we write May your days be Mary-Jane’d and bright And may all your Christmases be green & white. […]

24K Gold Rolling Papers

Puff Puff Bling…

Has your joint rolling game reached it’s maxim potential with traditional rolling papers? Or do your gold teeth caps get offended by basic blunt raps? Or maybe you are looking to separate yourself from the wanna be billionaire Hamptons crowd next summer? Does no one notice you anymore? Time to up your pimp game with some 24k Gold Rolling Papers!

Twisty Glass Blunt

For the blunt smoking, future loving purist. So you like smoking blunts but you have decided that Dutch Masters are so passé, and what you really need is a golden cylindrical staircase encased inside a five chambered glass tube, simply because it exists. And it looks like something that fell from a flying saucer. Or […]

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