Honest Blunts

This blunt don’t front…

In a time of great deception and upheaval shouldn’t your blunts at least be true? The Honest Marijuana Company would concur. Their Honest Blunt kicks sand in the eyes of deceptively rolled blunts that wouldn’t pass mustard at even your most poultry of cannabis diversions.

We all remember that bong you had in high school who stole your prom date, or that glass pipe you once owned that hotwired your car and drove it to Daytona Beach. Or what about that oversized joint that charged twenty thousand dollars in hot stone massages to your black Amex card?

Those are all great examples of dishonest and wayward cannabis accoutrement. The Honest Blunt on the other hand can be trusted with your lawnmower. It can be relied on to not only get you high but pick up your laundry and help you with that power point presentation that is due on Tuesday. It’s a reliable blunt for unreliable times.

All cannabis, from tip to lip, organically grown and machine rolled. Absolutely no tobacco means these blunts are 100% what you are looking for. The nerve of those other blunts you used to smoke which contained cheap cigar paper and low grade shake. How they lied to you, how they made you cry yourself to sleep. We remember how you took your spiral notebook out and wrote the name of your old blunt over and over again and drew pictures of hearts and you wished that feeling would never end and then…. And then you found out it was a phony and you felt betrayed and grew jaded and suspicious. Honest Blunt is not like the others. Get back out in the blunt pool and give it a shot.

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