Topstone Vapes

Riding vape-trails…

You know that feeling when you break out at dawn on the next leg of your cross country bicycle trek across the South American Andes… the cool grip of the handlebars in your stiff hands, the crisp smell of the air changing from night to day, the exhilaration of effort that lifts your spirit and helps propel your aching body up and down that long windy road to new and glorious heights.

This is what it feels like to hit your favorite oil or wax in a Topstone Premium Vaporizer: the euphoric bliss of personal propulsion. Whether it be to the dizzying heights of a mountain-like Sativa, or the quick plunge into the deep valley Indicas, or the cruising pace of a happy hybrid, Topestone vapes will get you there.

When your lips hit the hand crafted Bocote hard wood mouthpiece, you can almost taste the alpine tree lines becoming you back again. The cold ceramic body feels like a solid handlebar on hot days ride when the only solace from the heat is when your gloveless hands grab the molded metal between the grip tape and sip what little cool contact you can to make it through the next heat soaked mile. The Pyrex glass chamber chills each hit so well, you feel like you’re breathing the clouds that brush up against Mt. Aconcagua, and whispering with the sky gods.

Just don’t forget to come down from the clouds, get back on your bike, and finish your ride… the clouds can wait, and the long road calls.

Made in America, dreamt up in the Andes.

Probiotic Cannabis Chocolate

Gourmand ganja for the gut… Whoever knew that a delicious chocolate could do so much? Heal the psyche AND heal the gut? The good people at Oara, that’s who. Packed with beneficial bacteria and the ever so beneficial THC these chocolate thins are the decadent choice for total wellness. Since cultivating a dynamic and healthy […]

Better Bong Water

Give Piece a chance… A designer bong deserves designer water. Would you fill up the tank of your brand new Ferrari with Mountain Dew? Let the record show that you would not. Than why continue to fill up your beautiful, shimmering new water pipe with tap water? The same tap water you wash your hands […]

Chocolate Love

Special chocolates for a special love… Happy Valentines! Did you get chocolates from your loved one today? Show some real valentine love with one of The New Smoker’s curated selection of cannabis chocolates. What’s a better way to say I love you than getting super high on Valentine’s Day, and doing some seriously deep Netflix […]

Natura Hemp Rolling Papers

Naturally Natura… When Little Jimmy Fontaine finally went all natural everyone thought it was just a phase. It started innocently enough. He started buying organic fruits and vegetables and relied only on Rizla’s Natura responsibly sourced hemp rolling papers to smoke his homegrown bud. Before long, he went vegetarian and then vegan and then raw vegan and then […]

Marble Pipes

Secret society’s pipe of choice… The Grand Puba of the Eternal Sativa Lodge has called upon the almighty seer stone to be brought forth with. As the central ritual piece of the Treemason’s harvest ceremony this marble pipe also acts as conduit to the spirit world. Designed by Fredericks & Mae this cone shaped pipe […]


Into the vape wide open… Dateline: Kathmandu. 4,600 feet above sea level. 27°42′41″N 85°18′31″E. The young Nordic explorer, Thor Ganjarohl has returned triumphant from his record solo of Mt. Everest. The Nepalese know it as Sagarmāthā. With wind chills in excess of -70C, young Thor not only survived but thrived. He attributes his Thrive Vape Pen from […]

The Peak

The pinnacle of highness… Take your preferred concentrate and embark on a journey up the north face of Mt. Cannabis. A rarefied air for dab lovers who are always looking for higher peaks. Puff Co. has created a sleek vaporizer to vanquish your concentrate and put you on the summit of Where-the-hell-am-I-ville. Part light show, […]

Cannatonic Tonic

A sublime sublingual… It’s three o’clock in the morning and you’ve tuned into Tincture Radio, playing all those edible delights for you on your graveyard shift. We’ve got a special request going out to all those sublingual freaks out there. A cool and mellow high is coming your way from the groovy cats over at […]

Guild Extracts

Extraction traction… – THE STATE OF THE GUILD ADDRESS – “Here! Here! The Guild of Extracts has taken to the floor. The Honorable Bud McVaporstein has the microphone.” “Thank you, thank you. I will start by saying the state of Guild Extracts is strong and we continue to pick up steam. Our extracts have exceeded […]

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