Topstone Vapes

Riding vape-trails…

You know that feeling when you break out at dawn on the next leg of your cross country bicycle trek across the South American Andes… the cool grip of the handlebars in your stiff hands, the crisp smell of the air changing from night to day, the exhilaration of effort that lifts your spirit and helps propel your aching body up and down that long windy road to new and glorious heights.

This is what it feels like to hit your favorite oil or wax in a Topstone Premium Vaporizer: the euphoric bliss of personal propulsion. Whether it be to the dizzying heights of a mountain-like Sativa, or the quick plunge into the deep valley Indicas, or the cruising pace of a happy hybrid, Topestone vapes will get you there.

When your lips hit the hand crafted Bocote hard wood mouthpiece, you can almost taste the alpine tree lines becoming you back again. The cold ceramic body feels like a solid handlebar on hot days ride when the only solace from the heat is when your gloveless hands grab the molded metal between the grip tape and sip what little cool contact you can to make it through the next heat soaked mile. The Pyrex glass chamber chills each hit so well, you feel like you’re breathing the clouds that brush up against Mt. Aconcagua, and whispering with the sky gods.

Just don’t forget to come down from the clouds, get back on your bike, and finish your ride… the clouds can wait, and the long road calls.

Made in America, dreamt up in the Andes.

IQ Vaporizer

Innovation in Inhalation. When you first use the Da Vinci IQ Vaporizer and you allow it’s technology to guide your hand through Cannabis country you may get the unnerving sensation that your new toking gadget may be sentient. How much does it know, what does it ultimately want, and does it have an agenda besides […]

Organic Shaving Soaps

For those who crave a dope shave. Look good for your date with dankness with Dr. Bronner’s shaving soap. All natural ingredients like the multi-faceted and healing hemp oil and the awesome sounding Shikakai powder. Maybe next time you go to your local dispensary you can use Dr. Bronner’s and come clean shaven to show […]

Alexander Wang Necklace

Indestructible Dear Jessica Jones, We got you a present. We heard your pre-rolls keep getting broken while you’re out there in Hell’s Kitchen giving it to the bad guys, and that it tends to really piss you off when your post-regulation ritual of lighting up a nice relaxing doobie gets interrupted. We hear you, Jess. […]

Cannabis Eau De Parfum

Chanel No. 420 Do you remember the time you had that joint at lunch, right before your two o’clock conference call with Shanghai? How you had to change your shirt and give yourself a cologne bath so that your bosses didn’t smell what you consider to be a beautiful bouquet of dank buds? Free yourself […]

FOCUS Water Pipe

A Pipe for the Steampunk Sherlock Holmes. In the year 2078 crime plagues the streets of London. Scotland Yard is helpless in the face of marauding street gangs. With the help of modern science they exhume the body of the legendary detective, Sherlock Holmes, and retrofit him with cutting edge technology and Steampunk machinery. Science […]


A calm balm… Have little qualm about this releaf balm and it’s capacity to calm. If it’s relief you seek from a stressful week let’s get cheek to cheek so I can show you something unique. It’s a pain relief topical, the THC is nominal, in no way toxical with the quality so methodical. If […]

Leira Cannagars

420 for the 1%. Don’t you dare call this a blunt you Philistine. This is the Cohiba of cannabis, a medical marvel and ultimate sign of dank decadence. Each Leira Cannagar is a living, breathing tribute to the all knowing and all seeing marijuana plant. A slow burning status symbol for the stoner elite. The […]

M | Box club

“Bud, James Bud.” Opening a monthly subscription M|Box is like getting a special package from “Q” (in this case “M”) before going out on your next secret smoking spy mission. You don’t know what your gonna get but you know it’s gonna be good. And it might just save your life. Imagine each month you […]

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