Topstone Vapes

Riding vape-trails…

You know that feeling when you break out at dawn on the next leg of your cross country bicycle trek across the South American Andes… the cool grip of the handlebars in your stiff hands, the crisp smell of the air changing from night to day, the exhilaration of effort that lifts your spirit and helps propel your aching body up and down that long windy road to new and glorious heights.

This is what it feels like to hit your favorite oil or wax in a Topstone Premium Vaporizer: the euphoric bliss of personal propulsion. Whether it be to the dizzying heights of a mountain-like Sativa, or the quick plunge into the deep valley Indicas, or the cruising pace of a happy hybrid, Topestone vapes will get you there.

When your lips hit the hand crafted Bocote hard wood mouthpiece, you can almost taste the alpine tree lines becoming you back again. The cold ceramic body feels like a solid handlebar on hot days ride when the only solace from the heat is when your gloveless hands grab the molded metal between the grip tape and sip what little cool contact you can to make it through the next heat soaked mile. The Pyrex glass chamber chills each hit so well, you feel like you’re breathing the clouds that brush up against Mt. Aconcagua, and whispering with the sky gods.

Just don’t forget to come down from the clouds, get back on your bike, and finish your ride… the clouds can wait, and the long road calls.

Made in America, dreamt up in the Andes.


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