The Pain Stick

Stick it to pain…

Ol’ Jim Ruffle was no stranger to pain. He grew up riding motocross, slept on beds made of broken glass, and wrestled alligators when bears weren’t available. He was Evil Knievil’s stunt double, played tackle for the Green Bay Packers with no pads on and once hit the side of a mountain while hang gliding. The mountain was never quite the same. Neither was Ol’ Jim Ruffle unfortunately.

Pain had become a constant companion for him and getting out of bed turned into an ordeal. His bones creaked more than a door inside a haunted house and putting on his shoes brought tears to his eyes, if only he didn’t have his tear ducts surgically removed as a teenager so as to never show weakness.

Then one day his massage therapist and life coach, Sally, gave him the Pain Stick by Awakened Topicals. A raw cannabis topical used to alleviate aches and pains. Never one for dainty doses Ol’ Jim wore the Pain Stick raw while applying it to every inch of his scarred body. He felt more alive than the day he lifted a Metro bus off a family of four (even though he threw out his back while doing it). Now Ol’ Jim lugs around a Radio Flyer wagon filled with Pain Sticks as he uses them liberally and often. Now he can go back to doing the things he loves (which also happen to be the things that cause him the most pain but he loves them so that sort of supersedes all else. Just stick with us here.) Ol’ Jim sticking it to his pain with every cliff jump he takes, mountain goat he wrestles and tractor he pulls. Go get ‘em Jim!

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