The MagicalButter Machine

Better butter for a budder tomorrow…

Making your own cannabis butter used to require a chemistry degree, several hours of your free time, fire insurance, a shovel, and a statue of St. Christopher. Times, they have a changed. The Magicalbutter machine churns out quality tincture and THC infused butter in a such a short time that one would be hard pressed not to believe that actual magic was being performed.

This of course would fall under the category of white magic because it is being used for good, like alleviating your pain and stress or enhancing your pancake recipe. Black magic would be more like opening up the Magicalbutter machine and noticing that all of your herb is gone, and in it’s place was one healthy and non-psychoactive radish. That would also be known as a tragedy.

Now that your butter making time has been reduced considerably the only question left is what will you do with all that free time and all of that extra butter? If you answered create more time, and yet more butter, thereby creating an infinite loop within the time/space/butter continuum… you are well on your way to full consciousness.

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