SIMLeaf

The Tokable Tamagotchi

Got the green of thumb itch without the space to grow?  Ever wanted to get great at growing the good green but didn’t want the hassle of actually dealing all the dirt and water and whole plant mess? Miss your old Tamagotchi pocket pet that died on you that one summer you left it a grandmas? Well the SIMLeaf app puts it all together and gets you growing like a pro without having to do more than tapping your phone a few times a day. Your own tokable Tamagotchi! A pet pot plant. (Maybe just try and not kill this one.)

It’s ok to admit one’s love of looking at plants sprout, grow, bud and blossom… excited by nature to an almost unnatural degree. And the strain specific details for each crop you choose to sow are stunningly accurate… one might even say sexy. But you’re also super impatient. Who’s got months to wait for a full frickin harvest to dive into? Just put your selected SIMLeaf cannabis strain on fast forward and watch the whole plant cycle for Blue Dream, or Bubba Kush, or True Blue, bloom in mere minutes. Seed to flower in under an hour! Now if only you could truly grow the good green at home that fast… or be able to smoke your virtual harvested crops from your phone.

 Dreams are for free, but in app purchases may apply.

Cannadips Cannabis Pouches

“Thank Jah, I’m a country boy…” Ol’ Hank was a country boy who came from a long line of prideful lumberjack men. Years spent clearin’ brush and swingin’ a pickaxe started to take it’s toll on him though. Ol’ Hank. Or Buzzsaw Hank, as the fellas down at the pool hall liked to call him […]

G Pen Elite Vaporizer

Putting the velvet rope around your dope… In an airport that makes sense Executive Vape Lounges are all the rage. A giant atrium where cannabis connoisseurs can puff away before being ferried off to Shanghai on business or mom’s house in Des Moines. There are levels to this thing however. One can smoke a nice […]

Tarantulas

With great power there must also come great highs… Imagine your regular, run of the mill, pre-rolled joint and it has somehow taken on human form and now attends high school in Queens, NY. Let’s say this joint attends a science fair because he’s sort of nerdy and digs that stuff but is unfortunately bit by […]

The Stash

You put your spells in there… Traditionally, the leather stash pouch was used by magical herbal merchants who kept their pouch on their waist and offered such “beans” to weary travelers and curious townsfolk alike, giving cloudy daydreams of giants and singing harps.  (Magic “beans” indeed… puff puff) In feudal Japan, the leather stash pouch […]

Arizer Solo II

The Empire Puffs Back. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… It is a time of civil disobedience. Rebel vaporizers have won their first victory against the evil Darth Vapor. During the battle, rebel spies manage to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, Arizer Solo II, a dry herb vaporizer […]

Citrus ACAI Lift

A quick lift and a giant shift By Lenny’s own account he was nothing before Dixie Elixir. He could only recall glimpses of a mundane existence spent on the hamster wheel of humanity. Just another cog in the giant machinery of life. His friend (a true friend indeed) had witnessed the embers of a long […]

Humble Flower

Herbology & Reflexology: A life science. Before Aunt Denise received her first cannabis oil massage she thought she had known what relaxation was all about. After all, Aunt Denise had a monthly membership to Massage Envy, she owned many scented candles, wore loose fitting pants and she sleeps with a full body pillow. Sometimes she […]

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