Recycled glass Bud Vase

High class glass

Did you know? Mother’s Day is May 14th this year. That’s in like a week. (less. less than a week. look at a calendar… we’re not your day-planner).

“Oh, crud balls,” you say. “How do I show dearest mother my love in a clever and crafty gift? …For Mother’s Day, which I definitely knew was May 14th?”

Don’t worry, The New Smoker has got you covered! And we know exactly how you should can your mom major M-Day love. We just checked the smoke signals, and apparently your sweet mumma is a rising member of Marijuana Moms, local chapter 420. That’s right, in her retirement, she’s become a cannabis-loving Queen.

And your ganja lovin mama is going to flip for My Bud Vase: maybe the classiest, most beautiful smoking apparatus in the entirety of all existence… for all of time in every reality. Maybe. My Bud Vases are definitely each one-of-a-kind, repurposed from vintage glass art and flower vases, that much we’re sure about.

They even come stocked with fake flowers, which ma can use to disguise her beautiful bong as an elegant centerpiece when Pastor Bob comes over for tea.

“Jesus don’t need to know everything,” as Mama says.

 

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