Making Monday morning suck a helluva lot less, one cup at a time.
Monday mornings suck. Steve from accounting always has shit news. Peggy from HR always wants you to sack Steve from accounting. The interns are always hungover and wandering around like idiots. You’ve got a lot on your plate. But you got this, because Sträva Craft Coffee’s Peace and Wellness Collection of hemp-infused coffees are coming for your Monday like Salvation on the mount.
With’s Sträva’s hemp-infused coffees, you’ll be nice and perky from their responsibly sourced, small batch roasted coffee, AND you’ll be cool as a cucumber from their “precision infusion” of healthy organic hemp oil. Sträva Craft Coffee comes to you in four levels of CBD infusion, from 30 mg to 120 mg, so you can brew accordingly based on Monday morning crisis levels.
Now, instead of wanting to behead an idiot intern in a coffee jitters-induced-rage, you’ll start the week off right with a fresh, creative mind. That means all kinds of solutions for Steve and Peggy, and no need for explaining intern heads rolling around the office floor. And don’t worry, these coffees won’t get you all blazed and baked… “You’ll have to come to Colorado for that,” say the experts at Sträva.