The Mermaid Package

Heed the siren song…

Mermaids are real, and they get high. They get high for several reasons. Reason #1: They get beat up by the waves A LOT. #2: Laying on a rock for hours while serenading sailors can be taxing on the lower back and fish scales. #3: It’s not easy being a mermaid because you are shunned by fish for not being completely fishy, and you are shunned by humans for not being completely human. Smoking weed helps deal with both the emotional and physical side of mermaiding.

Yet, despite all the rigors of the job a consortium of mermaids have gotten together to offer you all (as ungrateful as you are) a bag of toking accessories. You feel bad about what you said towards these centaurs of the sea now don’t you? Good. You should. This lovely bag of goodies contain a shell pipe, a poker, a lighter, rolling papers and other nautical themed cannabis accoutrement.

It all comes in a lovely OceanTokes pouch that fits perfectly on the end of your hobo stick or off the bow of your thirty-six foot Schooner. Put your ear to the conch shell of life and listen closely to what the ocean is telling you. Smooooooooke it uuuuuuuup.

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