Mendo Mulcher – Aluminum Grinder

Tough as a Tank

At the end of WWII, when General Ike MacArthur drove his giant green American star-stamped tank into Berlin, Italy and rammed the barrel of that big tank gun down Adolf Mussolini’s face-throat ending all wars for all time, he felt a certain satisfaction that can’t really be appreciated by the common man… until now.

Mendo Mulcher is as tough as MacArthur’s tank, and as American apple pie, steel, baseball, and… let’s say tanks again. They’ve crafted a grinder so tough and tenacious, it can take on any grinding task… as grueling as trench warfare in the Pacific theater, or as epic as nuking Mars after they attacked us in the ’40s. The Mendo Mulcher grinder gives as good as it gets, built American tough, and may even outlast time itself.

(Warning: some alternative-facts may have been used in the writing of this piece)

Mendo Mulcher Grinders also available at Cannabis/ Marijuana Store

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