Lowell Smokes

Premium Pre-rolls in Pristine Packaging

Listen future young ones, and we will tell you a tale of a time before now when cannabis came in toxic plastic baggies and pop-tops. Back when you had to roll bumpy broken joints all by yourself. Would you believe there was ever such a time as these way way back in the days of yore? When one would “score” a “lid” of “grass” so full of seeds one would need a “gatefold” “album cover” to help sort through all of the “dirt weed” to get just enough together to roll a few “joints” of who knows what “strain”. It’s hard to believe in these modern marijuana times that cannabis had yet to be crafted with quality, care, & consciousness.

Then came Lowell Farms with its natural, organic, sustainable, holistic, craft cannabis created to give us what we’ve all been looking for all along: great grass in great joints with great packaging… rolled up & ready to go!

Opening a Lowell Farms packet of 10 premium .6g pre-rolls is like opening a door to the past and to the future at the same time. You’re at once brought back to rural America in the early 1900s to the time of the homestead farmer, before big agriculture grew to the monster it is today, back when a farmer and his family could grow their own crop of cannabis hemp unharrassed and unharmed… while simultaneously you’re projected into a future when any adult can go to their local corner store and a pick up a packet of craft joints, just like any adult can get craft beer today.

Lowell Farms legend has it in the spring of 1909, William “Bull” Lowell began growing what was called Indian Hemp on his farm on the central coast of California. A devious man by the name of Henry J. Finger took a dislike to Bull’s “marihuana being smoked by the wrong kinds of people”. So Finger conspired to outlaw cannabis and later helped pass the 1913 Poison Act (true story). But “Bull” Lowell believed in a man’s right to smoke the dried plant and enjoy its benefits. When the stubborn Bull refused to stop growing his beloved plant, Finger shut down Bull’s farm and later threw him in jail, ushering in the next 100 years of cannabis prohibition. The Finger beat The Bull. (Fun fact: as punishment Henry J. Finger had Lowell’s head transformed into the head of a bull (whether surgically or magically it isn’t clear) until the end of his days… or so smoked legend has it. The evidence is in the portrait of Bull Lowell emblazoned on every pack.)

Fortunately, today the Lowell family farm honors Bull Lowell’s tradition of growing cannabis naturally, with a deep love and respect for the plant. High grade harvests make a high-grade highs. Each packet of Lowell Farms pre-rolls (dated for freshness!) reflect this love of quality first in the beautiful box they come in, like a box of fancy imported cigarettes from France in 1892. Next, they craft each packet with seasonal smoking by blending various seasonal crops, noted on the packets, into each perfectly rolled joint to elicit a specific mood. For example “Winter Harvest” would be a relaxing indica blend for sharing with a loved one on a cozy chilly nights indoors, or “Summer Bloom” would be a stimulating sativa blend for smoking before the small town summer dance.

For now, one has to be a California resident to enjoy these premium pre-rolls. So for those of you are fortunate enough to live in the truly golden state, you need simply be 21 or older to proudly hold the quality of the past in your hands… and puff your days into the ever growing gloriously green-hued future.

(Ask your local dispensary if they carry Lowell Farms… and if not, tell them they should!)

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