Hemp Soap on a Rope

Because Cleanliness is next to Godliness…

Why do I need hemp soap on a rope?” We’re glad you asked us this question silently in your head. First off, soap on a rope can be invaluable if you suffer from slippery hand syndrome, or if you just feel like wearing the fashionable green soap pot leaf as a medallion to show everyone that proper hygiene is high on your priority list. Secondly, soap on a rope turns into rope once the soap part has been used up… and one hardly needs to go into the attributes of rope, which are plentiful and well documented over time.

Now that we have gotten that out of the way, Hemp Soap on a Rope is an entirely other beast that should be mandated when embarking on your yearly ayahuasca sojourns into the Peruvian rainforest. Let us not also forget that this is a great moisturizing agent for your skin, a natural exfoliant and 100% vegan which will add to your street cred with the sustainable and earth conscience cognisenti.

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Organic Shaving Soaps

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Alexander Wang Necklace

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A calm balm… Have little qualm about this releaf balm and it’s capacity to calm. If it’s relief you seek from a stressful week let’s get cheek to cheek so I can show you something unique. It’s a pain relief topical, the THC is nominal, in no way toxical with the quality so methodical. If […]

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