Grasshopper Vape Pen

The Vape-pen’s Pen…

Grasshopper’s Vape-pen Pen is what happens to a vape pen after it quits eating carbs and starts to take supplements while maxing out on deadlifts. This is a sleek and strong looking pen with no weakness. It is the Ukraine of vape pens. It’s like a miniature warhead programmed to detonate inside your third eye. (A ballistic missile of pleasure and euphoria if you will).

The Grasshopper Vape Pen is also adept at subterfuge because it truly looks like a stylish pen. Just slide it in your front pocket, or along your collar, and wait for people to follow your lead. Be a trailblazer for the vape community, and before long everyone will be wearing vape pens along their polo collar. So much so that laws will have to passed and fashion houses will crumble and the reverberations will be felt on Wall Street and beyond. It’s the price of getting high, and a price we are willing to pay because nothing is real, so vape on that for a while…

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