Fumo Wallet – iPHONE 6

Cash, Cannabis, & Cell…

The three holy C’s are all one really needs. And the Fumo Wallet is not just a stylish money carrier, but also a phone case and a sweet ass rolling kit… all in one! What?? Crazy, right?!

Alright, let’s break it down. Designed specifically for an iPhone 6, (Suck it Android! And all others iPhones!) you can take your calls from the Ferrari factory, while counting your many many Euros, and rolling a big two-paper joint, all with the help of this fashionable Italian leather wallet that keeps your weed fresh and your phone free of scratches.

The Fumo wallet understands your wants and desires and it pledges to protect them like it’s own. It will even guard your heart with it’s body (especially if you put it in your jacket’s left breast-pocket). The rolling station contains king-sized papers and a sleek Japanese rolling dish that will put your friend’s Velcro Batman wallet to utter shame. In fact you may need to purchase an even larger wallet to put your Fumo wallet inside of to hide it, because it will be definitely be the envy of your next elite member’s club smoke circle.

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