Dipstick Dipper

When I dip, you dip…

To the layman, it is some sort of electronic marker or laser pointer. But to those versed in the burgeoning field of dabenomics, The Dipper is a cutting edge vape pen that works like a traditional vaporizer, but gives you that oh so sweet dab hit. The one all those weed purists warned you about.

The key to Dipstick’s Dipper Vaporizer is it’s Quartz Crystal Atomizer. Brought here by a space age time traveler, the Quartz Crystal Atomizer is an interdimensional communicator where the user taps into various psychic mind melds with interplanetary ambassadors who wear iridescent Napolean hats, and speak through electron particles.

In the future, dabs are enjoyed without the help of a rig or torch. People simply think about dabbing and a holographic dab hit appears above your third eye, which you take in through osmosis. The Dipper Vape is a gift from our time lords. A guide post to lead us to true dab nirvana. You just relax and allow Dipstick Vapes to concentrate on your concentrate.

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