Ceramic Can Pipe

Ce n’est pas une can…

Ever since high school you’ve been able to turn a coke can into a pot pipe in under 10 seconds flat. It’s a skill maybe mastered only out of necessity, but mastered none the less. The problem is, in these days of legal cannabis and a plethora of pristine perfect pot products, pulling a coke can pipe out at a party might get the wrong kind of attention. Like “who brought the slob?” or “don’t you know weed is legal now?” or “it’s ok let’s smoke later, I’m not that desperate.”.

Sure, there’s a lot of great new ganja gear out there, but you miss the feel of a good classic can pipe: the pin poked holes; the carved out carb, the premade mouthpiece perfect for “sipping” the smoke. If only someone somehow somewhen made a new classy version of the coke can pipe. Well wait no more, cuz Candy Relics from Craft & Caro have created the elegant “Can Pipe” to appease your nostalgic needs and affirm your adulthood, all at the same time.

Made from ceramic instead of aluminum (which is probably waaaay better for your lungs), Candy Relics‘ Can Pipe looks like some sort of post-modern work of art in a pre-modernist art gallery. Perfect for the next white sculpture exhibit your significant other drags you to, where you definitely need to smoke to enjoy anything there. You can puff a few tokes just before heading in, then rest your can pipe on one of the stands in the gallery. Hiding in plain sight. You might even get a few offers to buy your “inspired” piece of art.

Who says common can’t be classy…?

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