Cannabis Confections

Amuse your bouche

Remember when your parents hosted that foreign exchange student from the South of France whose name was Simone and who greeted you with sweets from her native land? Do you remember how she rode around on her unicycle while listening to Jerry Lewis albums in abandon as you let those small rich chocolates transport you to some distant chocolatier’s atelier? We have news for you… Simone is back in the states, she’s graduated from L’Academie de Cuisine and she has been versed in the fine art of low dose cannabis confectionary.

She has combined those talents for you in the form of Garden Society’s artisanal edibles. Run to her and use that one and only French phrase you know. Sing it to her as you lock eyes. Tell her that Summer of ’94 still burns deep inside you and that you want to share a chocolate infused Bliss Blossom together and make no promises and live carelessly for the moment and make up for lost time not in words but in sheer electricity and cross continental body heat. Run we said…

(Based on a made up story) 

Check out Erin Gore, Founder of Garden Society in Issue 7 The New Smoker Magazine Edibles Issue out 4/20

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