Awakened Topicals

“An awakened topical is a woke topical”

A craft tincture from Awakened Topicals is just the thing to stimulate your third eye. In The Book of Woke it is the third eye that is the pre-eminent passageway to Wokeville, located a bit farther to the left of Enlightenedton. A place where your senses are heightened and your body is a mere vessel that is left to linger beyond the hinterlands. Meanwhile your spirit awakens itself with every application and then soars through the Woke Valley, high atop the Woke Mountains and into the deepest confines of Woke Caverns where there sits an old, old man smoking a two-foot pipe whittled from the branches of the mighty Woke Oak and he invites you sit down so he can measure your level of awakeness and offer you a toke and a few more drops of tincture.

Then you join hands so that both you, the old man, and the cave itself lifts up to the clouds like that scene in “Up” and you can definitely see your house from here and you can even see your physical body in the waiting room outside Wokeville and you try to figure out how this all came to be from a simple tincture and then the old man tells you to stop questioning and to start “being” and you know that all is true and good and just.

THC E-Cigars

The Rogue Stoge… You’re a man’s man who flaunts the rules, misses the good ol’ days and who maybe even drives a Humvee. You smell like forest musk, carry your money around in a rubber band and own no less than 7 leather jackets. You love your cigars and you especially love your weed. Unfortunately, […]

7″ GRAV® Steamroller

Steamroll right over you… Paddy O’Doyle had always been small. The smallest of a brood of twelve. He scrapped his way through life day in and day out, never takin’ no guff. He became a prize fighter at the age of 20, known throughout the circuit as “The Steamroller” on the count of him plowing […]

Ceramic Hookah

Old made new… The year was 1976. Istanbul, Turkey. Deep in the heart of the Grand Bazaar sat a small shop that sold traditional hookahs to tourists and local purists. Manning the shop was a young apprentice who diligently mopped the floors and shined the pipes so that they may attract the wandering eye of […]

Daily Ritual CBD

GRASSfed goodness… Johnny Jitters was a true-blooded coffee case. He drank upwards to a dozen cups before lunch and he kept his keepsakes in an old Folgers tin. He cried when he passed a Starbucks and his blood was as thick as espresso. Yet something was missing. His life long journey in pushing the boundaries […]

Cannabis Cold Brew

Coffee beans & buds: A heavenly synergy… The fine folks at Somatik, in collusion with Ritual Coffee, have taken two of nature’s most blessed treasures and combined them into one harmonious cold brew. This is one cup a Joe tailor made for getting up on the right side of the bed. While Somatik may sound like […]

Flavors of California

A Craftily Created California Cannabis Cartridge… When trekking and puffing away through the urban cityscapes or the high deserts of California, or really anywhere else where it’s legal, you would be best served with an Alexander Fields vape pen. A stylish rig for your cannabis oil that plays perfect companion piece for all walkabouts into […]

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