Asteroid Gummies

Cannabis for kids…?

Remember back to the day you walked into the local ice cream shop in your little hometown in early 1980, and saw a bunch of your grammer school friends crowded in the corner around some kinda tall electronic pinball machine with a TV screen set inside. This strange new machine didn’t have any moving parts, other than a stick to steer and a button to bash. Walking up, you saw on the screen what might look today simply like flat shapes shooting bigger flat shapes, but somehow all of it was made VR in your head when you first plunked your quarter into that machine and your sleek speedy spaceship shot lasers to blow up space rocks hurdled at you from every which way. This was the original Asteroids: the very first major video arcade game. The one that started it all. After that, everything changed.

Flash forward to 2017 for another mindblowing first for adolescents. Video games might be in our phones in our pockets or on our faces in our brains, an unimaginable miracle in itself. But legal cannabis gummy treats for kids!? Now there’s something we never could have dreamed of, let alone live to see the day arrive. But here they are never the less… candy-starred gummies aptly named after the game that changed it all for kids: Asteroids by InfiniteCBD.

Now, these sweet gummies don’t have any of that pesky psychoactive for-adults-only THC in them, These are strictly CBD. This way kids who need the body health benefits of cannabis now have something made just for them. Like Flinstone’s Vitamins for kids, only waaaaay better. And like their Asteroid predecessor before them, these Asteroids CBD Gummies are mindblowingly revolutionary for needy kids everywhere, without overblowing their young minds into some kind of upside-down world.

 

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