Arizer Solo II

The Empire Puffs Back.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…

It is a time of civil disobedience. Rebel vaporizers have won their first victory against the evil Darth Vapor. During the battle, rebel spies manage to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, Arizer Solo II, a dry herb vaporizer with enough power to get the entire Dagobah System high.

Pursued by Big Government’s sinister agents Princess Ganja races home aboard her cannabis starship, custodian of Arizer’s Solo II schematics. A vaporizer that is sure to save her people and restore euphoria to the galaxy.

Use the force if you wish but really it’s just an easy press of a button and then you wait about twelve to fourteen parsecs or the length of a record breaking Kessel Run.

 Once it’s warmed up, get ready for light speed!

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