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Fathers Day

For the Dank Dads

Sometimes it seems like moms get all the credit. Everyone jumping in front of a tv camera at the game always gives a shout out to Mom, but dads get left in the dust every time. Sure moms rule cuz they carried you for 9 months and smell like love… but in these modern egalitarian times, credit should split 50/50 towards who made you the person you are today. For better or worse.

For those of us with super cool dads who enjoy cannabis and the finer things in life, we here at The New Smoker have put together a selection of Fathers Day gift ideas for the dank dads who keep it rad:

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Coffee Hemp Face Scrub

For a fast fresh face… Have you ever stared into your cup of coffee in the morning after smoking a huge joint and highly wondered if you could wash your face with with these two magical life-affirming ingredients? No? Well neither had we until we found Nature’s Root Hemp Coffee Face Scrub! Now your face can […]

Cosmic Stick

We are stardust… Like Carl Sagan said, and Joni Mitchell sang: “We are stardust. Billion year old carbon. We are golden. Caught in the devil’s bargain And we’ve got to get ourselves back to the garden.” And what better way to embrace your infinite universal self seeded by the stars then taking the best bud-flowers […]

Sexy Time

Let’s get it on and on… Wildcrafted for a wild time. The lotharios over at Apothecanna have concocted a sexual lubricant using cannabis oil and other naturally occurring aphrodisiacs to heighten smash time. This sensual lubricant is upping the sex game ante and it’s the perfect companion piece to a little Al Green or Marvin […]

The Pain Stick

Stick it to pain… Ol’ Jim Ruffle was no stranger to pain. He grew up riding motocross, slept on beds made of broken glass, and wrestled alligators when bears weren’t available. He was Evil Knievil’s stunt double, played tackle for the Green Bay Packers with no pads on and once hit the side of a […]

CannaBloom Infused Beauty Oil

Infuse your face… The last words he heard her speak were “I’m sorry Jim. I just want to look great, and get body high… all the time.” Then she took one last long look at him, with her perfect complexion and walked out of his life. Her sultry skin and vitality were as much a […]

Flwrfood

The spoils of CBD oils… FLWRFOOD presents a topical and oral CBD oil to help you get a grip on anxiety and pain relief. Use liberally and don’t worry about driving your forklift stoned, or meeting the in-laws with bloodshot eyes. These tinctures are non-psychoactive and organically made from premium cannabinoids. This natural antioxidant and […]

Humble Flower

Herbology & Reflexology: A life science. Before Aunt Denise received her first cannabis oil massage she thought she had known what relaxation was all about. After all, Aunt Denise had a monthly membership to Massage Envy, she owned many scented candles, wore loose fitting pants and she sleeps with a full body pillow. Sometimes she […]

Honey Solid Lotion Bar

The hardest working bees in growbiz.. Honey?? I’m not sure what sort of bees you’re used to but these here bees make a lot more than honey. What with the economy being in the tank, and hive mentality being what it is, these bees can ill afford to make just honey. When the siren song […]

CBD Facial Cream

How perfect is too perfect…? She is stunning. You try not to stare as you each wash your hands at the row of sinks in the women’s restroom. She has to be ten years older than you. Did she used to model? Should you know who she is? Are you even part of the same […]

Awakened Topicals

“An awakened topical is a woke topical” A craft tincture from Awakened Topicals is just the thing to stimulate your third eye. In The Book of Woke it is the third eye that is the pre-eminent passageway to Wokeville, located a bit farther to the left of Enlightenedton. A place where your senses are heightened […]