M | Box club

“Bud, James Bud.”

Opening a monthly subscription M|Box is like getting a special package from “Q” (in this case “M”) before going out on your next secret smoking spy mission. You don’t know what your gonna get but you know it’s gonna be good. And it might just save your life.

Imagine each month you get delivered to your door all the tools you need to achieve your next mission of getting elevated in the best ways possible. Each monthly volume is filled with a plethora of high quality cannabis products, curated to the tastes of a British spy who likes to get high during missions of do or die.

Whether it be the perfect tincture to slip into an unsuspecting guard’s tea so he sleeps while you steal the plans…. or a premium pre-rolled joint to whip out at a party on a supervillian’s yacht and share with his girlfriend to seduce her into giving up the safe combination… or a heavy edible to eat just before they try torture to get you to talk so you feel no pain and simply sing old school songs to confuse them… or some shatter wax to fill your Walter PPk 420 vape-gun with and blow everyone’s mind in the Russian Roulette circle… or maybe you simply want to chill on a day off puffing flower and catch up on your cooking shows and not think about all that spy stuff.

Either way, every month you will be well stocked with all you need to avert any global crisis in your mind, or save the day from the evil Blofeld in your soul.

pearl2o

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Poppins Stash Bag

A bagful of bud helps the medicine go down… If a mysterious magical nanny came down to earth on a rain dusted umbrella, full of smiles, secrets, and charm, then tricked you and your siblings to sing catchy tunes while you all learned child labor can be fun, we’re pretty sure you’d all have to […]

Crafty

The Walking Baked… It’s been 7 years since the world fell. It might be hard for some, but as someone who had the best hoophouse cannabis farm in Upper Mendo 3 years running, you’ve still got the skills to trade. A green thumb for the good green. Having something special to barter goes a long way […]

Boost: Black Edition

The Power of the Dub… Take your cannabis wax and/or oil to new heights with the world’s first portable, battery powered dab rig. The Boost: Black Edition is a surefire way to transport you deep into the multiverse without the need for a torch or some intricate scaffolding apparatus that resembles those delicious Doozer Sticks […]

Blunted Objects

Cannabis Chique… Gone are the days of the ostentatious potleaf medallion hanging off a fake gold rope chain. Blunted Objects brings style and craftsmanship to the cannabis community and makes it more than ok to show off your affinity for getting high. Adorn your ears with some Killer Leaf Hoops as you go out for […]

Jetty Sushi

Jiro Dreams of Cannabis… Someone has taken your love of raw fish and your passion for premium weed and combined it in the form of Jetty Sushi. It’s a portable sushi bar that caters to the San Diego area and infuses their rolls with top shelf cannabis oil. Dragon Rolls are so yesterday. These days […]

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