M | Box club

“Bud, James Bud.”

Opening a monthly subscription M|Box is like getting a special package from “Q” (in this case “M”) before going out on your next secret smoking spy mission. You don’t know what your gonna get but you know it’s gonna be good. And it might just save your life.

Imagine each month you get delivered to your door all the tools you need to achieve your next mission of getting elevated in the best ways possible. Each monthly volume is filled with a plethora of high quality cannabis products, curated to the tastes of a British spy who likes to get high during missions of do or die.

Whether it be the perfect tincture to slip into an unsuspecting guard’s tea so he sleeps while you steal the plans…. or a premium pre-rolled joint to whip out at a party on a supervillian’s yacht and share with his girlfriend to seduce her into giving up the safe combination… or a heavy edible to eat just before they try torture to get you to talk so you feel no pain and simply sing old school songs to confuse them… or some shatter wax to fill your Walter PPk 420 vape-gun with and blow everyone’s mind in the Russian Roulette circle… or maybe you simply want to chill on a day off puffing flower and catch up on your cooking shows and not think about all that spy stuff.

Either way, every month you will be well stocked with all you need to avert any global crisis in your mind, or save the day from the evil Blofeld in your soul.

IQ Vaporizer

Innovation in Inhalation. When you first use the Da Vinci IQ Vaporizer and you allow it’s technology to guide your hand through Cannabis country you may get the unnerving sensation that your new toking gadget may be sentient. How much does it know, what does it ultimately want, and does it have an agenda besides […]

Organic Shaving Soaps

For those who crave a dope shave. Look good for your date with dankness with Dr. Bronner’s shaving soap. All natural ingredients like the multi-faceted and healing hemp oil and the awesome sounding Shikakai powder. Maybe next time you go to your local dispensary you can use Dr. Bronner’s and come clean shaven to show […]

Alexander Wang Necklace

Indestructible Dear Jessica Jones, We got you a present. We heard your pre-rolls keep getting broken while you’re out there in Hell’s Kitchen giving it to the bad guys, and that it tends to really piss you off when your post-regulation ritual of lighting up a nice relaxing doobie gets interrupted. We hear you, Jess. […]

Cannabis Eau De Parfum

Chanel No. 420 Do you remember the time you had that joint at lunch, right before your two o’clock conference call with Shanghai? How you had to change your shirt and give yourself a cologne bath so that your bosses didn’t smell what you consider to be a beautiful bouquet of dank buds? Free yourself […]

FOCUS Water Pipe

A Pipe for the Steampunk Sherlock Holmes. In the year 2078 crime plagues the streets of London. Scotland Yard is helpless in the face of marauding street gangs. With the help of modern science they exhume the body of the legendary detective, Sherlock Holmes, and retrofit him with cutting edge technology and Steampunk machinery. Science […]

RELEAF™ BALM

A calm balm… Have little qualm about this releaf balm and it’s capacity to calm. If it’s relief you seek from a stressful week let’s get cheek to cheek so I can show you something unique. It’s a pain relief topical, the THC is nominal, in no way toxical with the quality so methodical. If […]

Leira Cannagars

420 for the 1%. Don’t you dare call this a blunt you Philistine. This is the Cohiba of cannabis, a medical marvel and ultimate sign of dank decadence. Each Leira Cannagar is a living, breathing tribute to the all knowing and all seeing marijuana plant. A slow burning status symbol for the stoner elite. The […]

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