Maven Cannabis

Selective Breeding For The Indoor Cognoscenti…

Barry Flowers was born in the food court of the Frigid Valley Mall in Anchorage, Alaska. He grew up in the storage room of the Eddie Bauer store and graduated cum laude at Orange Julius University. He disliked the cold and thus never left the mall until he was in his mid-twenties, when it was shut down to pave way for a new Halloween Super Store. The change was traumatic and all too sudden for Barry. To help him cope with the transition he sought out some marijuana. He remembered hearing great things about it from those skater kids who hung out at Pacific Sunwear. They recommended something called Maven Genetics. They said it would help him expand his horizons.

Being an indoor kind of guy Barry was happy to learn that Maven’s strains are of a premium indoor variety. Turns out that Maven Genetics was just the thing to help him adapt to a non-mall lifestyle, where Cinnabons and Hot Topix did not make up his entire cultural milieu.

Barry realized that the outside world could be a scary place and he brought a little of his indoor lifestyle with him wherever he went. He still [...]

Lime Cannabis Co.

A Real Lime Wire… Remember waaaay back in the year 2000 when midriffs and low rise jeans were in, the internet was dial-up and it took you all night to not so legally have to download a song from The Real Slim Shady LP off of LimeWire, and legal cannabis was just a pipe dream […]

HVGC Live Resin Vapes

It’s Alive! Live resin is definitely better than dead resin, ‘cause dead resin is well… dead. While live resin contains all the goodness from the cannabis flower. All the cannabinoids are in there, not stripped out by various unnecessary processes, but left to do what they were meant to by nature herself. The entourage is […]

Wunder Cannabis Sparkling Drinks

I Wunder U… In the immortal words of the Poet of Pop, Prince… I, how you say, I Wunder U, I Wunder U I, dream of you, for all time, for all time Though, you are far, I Wunder U, you’re on the mind Like a sexy interlude song in an 80s popstar’s self-made art […]

Cut & Dry Flower

Case Open, Case Closed… The story you are about to read is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the intoxicated. It was Sunday, February 29th. It was unusually warm in Los Angeles. We were working the day-watch out of Bud Burglary Detail. My partner’s Ben Romeo. The boss is Thad Green…Chief of […]

Cannabis Kitchen Cookbook

Puff Puff Cook… Want to make a good impression? Cook your loved one a gourmet meal while using cannabis as a key ingredient. It will make them love you more. The Cannabis Kitchen Cookbook is just such a gift. These ain’t no peanut butter and jelly sandwich recipes, mind you. These dishes are complex and they will […]

Utopia Flower

An Ideal Smoke For An Ideal Society… Any cultivator that can gin up a strain that tests up to 35% THC is a friend of ours. A premium bud that packs a punch is a fine way to set out towards your version of Utopia. Whether that be a warm cocoon of fresh scented flowers […]

Paradiso Flower

Another day in Paradiso… Who knew the Salinas Valley can now embody the same tranquil waters of Mother Caribbean? Must be that ever connecting flower that grows so freely where water flows and communities nurture. There is a case to be made that we work in much the same way. Paradiso Gardens has the flower […]

Gold Seal Farms

Seal Appeal… She walked to the wharf because that’s where she was told to go when visiting San Francisco. She bought a bread bowl filled with Clam Chowder because a tiny travel book suggested she should do so. When she was done with her soup she hopped on a boat to Alcatraz Prison because her […]

710 Labs

On the flip side of OIL …? To the laymen, 710 Labs could be just your run-of-the-mill laboratory located at 710 Industry Way or maybe there are 710 beakers on the premises or just the lucky number of the head scientist in charge—a gregarious fellow who wears his white lab coat to sleep and drinks […]

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