G-Pen Hyer Vaporizer

E-nailed it…

Have you ever thought to yourself, “I don’t much care for the straightforward simplicity of a bong. And e-nails are just too tech-free. If only there was a way I could complicate things and add a bunch of stylishly bulky magnetic computer components to my glass water pipe to perfectly vape all this extra wax I have laying around…”?? Well if you’ve ever wondered those exact words, G-Pen’s brand new Hyer vaporizing system is the e-nail just for you!

So what if it pulls the perfect hit once you get it dialed in. So what if it it’s made with high end materials. So what if it looks like Darth Vader accidentally dropped one of his chest components in the bathroom on the Death Star after “bombing the rebels”.

Just pull it out, charge it up, fill it up, stick it on, hook it up, plug it in, heat it up, wait it out, check it out, test it out, inhale it in, cough it out… and away you go!

See, that wasn’t so hard. Easy as Pi squared.

 

 

GPen Hyer available Sept 2022

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