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Fathers Day

For the Dank Dads

Sometimes it seems like moms get all the credit. Everyone jumping in front of a tv camera at the game always gives a shout out to Mom, but dads get left in the dust every time. Sure moms rule cuz they carried you for 9 months and smell like love… but in these modern egalitarian times, credit should split 50/50 towards who made you the person you are today. For better or worse.

For those of us with super cool dads who enjoy cannabis and the finer things in life, we here at The New Smoker have put together a selection of Fathers Day gift ideas for the dank dads who keep it rad:

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